kittens in my pants

having kittens in your pants means you are going out with protection in case you are "taking one for the team" and hooking up with the hot chicks fat friend so your mate gets the hot chick!

"I'm coming to the club tonight, don't worry I've got kittens in my pants"

by Sl!m December 30, 2008

wilch

Wilch- A high performance car driver who tries to pick up younger girls.

Dude, did you see that wilch in the skyline, he was totally scamming on those school girls

by Sl!m July 17, 2005