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1. A lack thereof pants.
2. To be at peace with ones legs.
3. A state of perfection. Not to be confuzed with the state of New York. Or Arkansas. Or Victoria. Or Hungary. Which is a country.
Pantless Dave is the king of the interweb. Bow before his might. The pantologists shall crush ye beneath their mighty pantlessness. Ye shall be cleansed, and ye pants burned.
Pantless by Pantless Dave April 21, 2006
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Pantless Krab 

To be very elite in many ways.
Pantless Krab by mibz. May 27, 2003

Pantless Thundergoose 

The internet's name for an ostrich
It would be awesome to ride a pantless thundergoose

Pantless Krab 

To be a total moron and a ass to blizzhackers.com
Pantless Krab by Not So Smurfy September 12, 2003

Pantless Krab 

n. to be a traitor or liar
v. to betray
He defected faster than a Pantless Krab.
He was Pantless Krabbing both sides in the war.
Pantless Krab by Omnicron September 19, 2003

Pantless GOON 

A revered member of the -ZoU- clan. His 1337 skillz are known across the land, and he won't hesitate to pwn any newblets. Also known for his excellent sense of humor and for pimpin' the ladies.

A.K.A.
Goonah
Goony
Panties
Pantless
God
"Hey Sharon! What are you doing tonight? Going out with Andy?"

"HELL NO!! I dumped Andy for GOONAH!!!"
Pantless GOON by Goony July 5, 2005

Pantless Cinderella 

A young, intoxicated woman found wearing skimpy clothing and is pursued by very sexually frustrated people.
"Yo, did you see what happened with Dean last night?"
"Yeah, I saw him run after some Pantless Cinderella wearing striped underwear. He was just looking for some lovin'."