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panties man 

someone who thinks that he is the SHIT and he always has to think that he is the MAN in every situation. mostly, these panties men think that they can rap and sing but definitely cant at all.
Mike: I aint no panties man.
Me: are you sure?
Mike: yeah cause im the shit and can rap better than anyone in quincy!
Me: My point exactly! be safe mike
panties man by the shizz 69 September 11, 2011
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man panties 

Boxers, Boxer Briefs or Briefs that are made out of a material that a woman's panties would normally be made out of.
"Wow, those man panties are silky smooth"!
man panties by Deppgirl5683 November 10, 2008

Man Panties 

A thong with a special "cup" to hold the male genitalia.
Girlfriend: "I just like to go to sleep wearing a T-shirt and Panties!"

Boyfriend:"Me Too!!!!"

Girlfriend:"Panties??

Boyfriend:"Ummmm... MAN PANTIES!!!"

Man Panties 

A word used to shame boyfriends, husbands and sons into picking up their underwear and placing it in the laundry rather than leaving it on the floor. Also used to tease teenagers into hiking up their drawers to avoid showing their man panties to the world. It is generally highly offensive to those who are targeted -- which is really the point.
Please pick up your man panties from the bathroom floor before I run them up the flagpole for all to see.

Please pull up your pants so that we are not all treated to a study of your man panties.
Man Panties by Kelly-TBCRI September 13, 2009

Mandatory sex parties 

Sex parties in which attendance is mandatory. Most frequently seen as part of a sex course or among couples who practice both swinging and S&M.
"Sorry Kelly, I can't make any prayer meetings this week. I have some mandatory sex parties to attend."

mandatory sex parties 

A party that is disguised as a typical type of party, but really requires you to have sex throughout the night; Obligated sex with multiple people; Raping is involved. The Amazing Allie from Hyperboleandahalf.com coined this phrase.
Guy 1: Jill invited me to her Halloween Party. You goin?
Guy 2: Nah, the only type of party she has are "mandatory sex parties"

Manditory Sex Parties 

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.
"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.