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Large ogre like creatures originating out of Italy called minotaurs, decided to integrate with modern society. The time was the early 2000s, and these creatures emerged from years of performing the act of smackerbating. They mingled with common folk, and attempted to learn english. they spoke with part of a lisp, and made 'ts' sound like 'chs'. THerefore the common word of pants became pantchs...

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pantchs is PANTS said by the common moron...
One day a tall young man was talking to a pretty girl, and made a comment, "NIce Pantchs". She beat the crap out of him and ran away screaming.
pantchs by The Komodo Dragon October 14, 2006
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pantchilada 

Gas or diarrhea caused as the result of eating Mexican food.
Donny had some Taco Bell last night and ended up with a bad case of pantchilada.
pantchilada by Jayburgh April 14, 2016
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Pantchèz 

Underwear but cheese edition. Non edible only for special occasions. (Charcuterie board possibly)
Hey nice pantchèz dude
Thanks I love charcuterie
Pantchèz by Swimming ool December 6, 2021
1. n. Uncommon cute word used as an alternative to the word "pants"
I just went online looking to buy panths for my tushie!
panths by NYC October 16, 2004

Patchstheprt 

1.Usually known as a highly capable Pee-Ker Range Tank in the game of Runescape.
2. A maxed Range Tank in the game of Runescape.
3. Another way of saying "Viva-la-Valhalla!"
1. Dude, he's so Patchstheprt
2. "Have you heard about Patchstheprt?" "Yeah, He's a total tank."
3. "Viva-la-Valhalla!" "Yeah! Patchstheprt!"

Pantechsual

To have a liking for tech no matter the branding.
To see the ups and downs of each brand.
Yeah, I'm pantechsual, I have a PC, an Xbox, a PlayStation, and a Switch at home.
I'm pantechsual, I often switch between Samsung and Apple devices.
Pantechsual by conykevin August 17, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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