pankiw

A non-fictional giant. usually hangs out near small people to make him look even bigger

Whoa! that guy's a huge pankiw!!

pankiw by jordyb12414323 August 6, 2012

Rudy Pankow 

The sexiest blonde with the best obliques and six pack I have ever seen. He is currently known for his role as JJ in the Netflix Original “Outer Banks”. Rudy also plays the harmonica and has dyslexia.

Rudy Pankow is one fine ass man...

Rudy Pankow by dannyDevito’sSocialistcousin May 4, 2020

Rudy Pankow 

Rudy Pankow was recently in outer banks on Netflix and stole everyone’s heart. He may possibly be the most attractive man to walk this planet

Rudy Pankow is one sexy motherfucker

Rudy Pankow by Pogues for life June 3, 2020

Pinky Pankie 

Little white children

Muhammad was late to work because the Pinky Pankies where getting on the school bus.

Pinky Pankie by PD Land September 30, 2021

pankis

To use the male phallus in a whip-like manner. AKA A Dick Slap.

However, it has two senses, Pank (singular) and Pankis (proper).

I'm gonna pank that bitch so hard.

Yo, that sandwich better come with a pankis!

pankis by don juan dela nooch_cw June 29, 2003

Pankow 

buck toothed, cross eyed, demon possessed child, gender unknown

Gad dang, i just shit my pants!
Why?
I just saw a Pankow.

Pankow by chinegroeatschickenfriedrice July 31, 2010

Pankow's Law 

If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.

"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."

"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"

"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."

Pankow's Law by TJones3 January 1, 2013