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Pancracker 

A turd of unmentionable force or weight. The kind of thing that smashes any porcelain in it's flight path from your arse. Usually followed by a soaking of your Rusty Sheriff's Badge from the water that lies beneath.
1. Daaaaamn, that mother was a real pancracker.
2. Oh man, my feet are wet, I must have cracked the pan with that one.
Pancracker by urbankhaos May 17, 2003

Pancra-tits 

(Commonly Confused With Pancritis.)
It's When Your Titties Sag So Low They're Under You Pancreas.
"Damn That Chick Had Some Hot Ass Pancra-tits!"
Pancra-tits by louisbegeesss September 25, 2008

PANCRACKER 

A turd so large and dense it literally cracks the pan on impact.
You cant use that toilette, I just done a pancracker!
PANCRACKER by spudlicker September 22, 2006

Shitty Pancras 

Matt's cat. She's small, she's white, she's retarded. Known for psychotic behavior, extreme idiocy, and clumsiness. Smells like poo. Often yellow when dirty. Avoid ass at all costs.
I had to lock Shitty Pancras out of the room because her yellow butt smelled.
Shitty Pancras by Cockmonkey December 13, 2004

pancracia 

Pancracia's are 'nice' but weird and unique girls!!!. Not a very common name for female kind though
1. "Oh look over there, its Pancracia !!"
pancracia by Tijuas Skyes January 21, 2018

Pancrasio 

“Pancrasio, where did Guillermo go?”