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Pancracker 

A turd of unmentionable force or weight. The kind of thing that smashes any porcelain in it's flight path from your arse. Usually followed by a soaking of your Rusty Sheriff's Badge from the water that lies beneath.
1. Daaaaamn, that mother was a real pancracker.
2. Oh man, my feet are wet, I must have cracked the pan with that one.
Pancracker by urbankhaos May 17, 2003
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PANCRACKER 

A turd so large and dense it literally cracks the pan on impact.
You cant use that toilette, I just done a pancracker!
PANCRACKER by spudlicker September 22, 2006

Pancakery 

The art of making pancakes with a dramatic and romantic flare. Takes seconds to learn and years to master. Not for the faint of heart or the weak of spatula.
Suzie was a master of pancakery, and impressed her friends by making a tremendous breakfast.

pancakers 

noun, plural - when a womans breasts look very big and voluptuous in a bra, but with no bra they sag and flatten out
your momma's boobs look nice, but when i got her naked i saw that they were pancakers and left immediately.
pancakers by colinpdubbs October 21, 2011

pan cracker 

Big Dump that cracks the bog
crikey, give it a minute - that was a pan cracker!
pan cracker by deadwood August 1, 2003

Pocracker 

A person who runs around beating poor people/homeless people on the head for fun.
Poor Person Who Hits people on the head is a Pocracker
Pocracker by RPJ1234 June 30, 2010

pancaker 

1. sex move when the guy is doing a girl up the ass and then he pulls out, and noticing shit on his dick, quickly flips the girl over like pancake and shoves it in her mouth!
Yo, this kid pulled a panckaer on laura last night!! hahaha!!
pancaker by azeez October 11, 2004
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