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palm sundae 

When you ejaculate on your hand and slap sombody high five.
"I just gave Rick a nasty palm sundae!"
palm sundae by chumbawumba March 12, 2005
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palm sunday 

when you can't get any sex on sunday, so you have to grease up your palm and have your own palm sunday!
" Guess I ain't gettin' pussy today. Looks like it's gonna be another palm sunday!" :(
palm sunday by truckintim87 April 8, 2009

Palm Sunday 

The day that Jesus gave so many high fives that it deserved a name and has been celebrated ever since.
After the the game, line up and high five the other team like it’s Palm Sunday.
Palm Sunday by Josh Owens April 10, 2022

Palm Sunday 

Dude I had the best Palm Sunday last week
Palm Sunday by d1//pick1e November 27, 2021

Palm Sunday 

The Sunday prior to Easter. If you live in FL-- you get up real early and hack down as many palm trees as possible, slice them up, and give them to people at church. When mass starts, you wave them up and down, then play with them the rest of the time.
Mass is also really long because everyone in the church re-enacts Christ's passion. It's fun and all, especially when you yell "Crucify him" at the priest.
Palm Sunday is the first in a week long series of very looooong religious services.
Palm Sunday by Van Pierce March 6, 2004

palm sunday 

usually used to define a typical sunday in england. (hungover,horny,bored) .palm sunday means to stay in bed most the day and masturbate
"what did you do last sunday after u had been out on saturday night "??

"well i just stayed in and had a palm sunday"
palm sunday by PaulxXx December 18, 2007

PALM SUNDAY 

PALM SUNDAY IS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX AT AROUND 11:50 PM SATURDAY NIGHT, AND THEN U EJACULATE ON UR PALM AT MIDNIGHT AND SMACK HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR SPLOOGE FILLED HAND.
"I gave Sally a palm sunday and now she is saved."
PALM SUNDAY by ninenine9 November 9, 2012
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