2 definition by ninenine9

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the reason im not Muslim.

"Bacon is awesome."

by ninenine9 May 28, 2012

PALM SUNDAY IS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX AT AROUND 11:50 PM SATURDAY NIGHT, AND THEN U EJACULATE ON UR PALM AT MIDNIGHT AND SMACK HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR SPLOOGE FILLED HAND.

"I gave Sally a palm sunday and now she is saved."

by ninenine9 May 28, 2012

Buy a PALM SUNDAY mug!