pallucinate 

(v.t./v.i.) To believe wrongly that someone is a friend; to trust unwisely. EXAMPLE: "I thought I could count on Bob, but it seems I was just pallucinating."

"I think I can count on someone's support, but it usuallu turns out that I pallucinate."

pallucinate by Robot Petrock August 10, 2015

Phallucinating

Noun. The sudden appearance of phallic imagery while in a drug induced state. This means you are gay. Or a woman. Or whatever is worse.

Guy 1 "Dude, my brother was phallucinating yesterday"
Guy 2 "Is he a woman?"
Guy 1 "No..."
Guy 2 "That means he's gay"

Guy 1 "I got these mushrooms but don't want to take them."
Guy 2 "Why?
Guy 1 "Don't want to be gay or a woman."
Guy 2 "Oh, you don't want to phallucinate."

Phallucinating by The Family Hoblong January 28, 2015

hallucinate

to hallucinate is to see things that are not really there, or to distort objects that are there, shrooms, and acid will make you hallucinate.

i took some acid and saw pixies playing around my head for hours, i was hallucintating

hallucinate by sheaspeck June 2, 2005

pollucination 

A common occurance in high schools throughout the nation. When a member of the senior class (usually male) dates a member of the freshmen class (usually female) with the sole purpose of sex, Which just so happens to be statutory rape. In turn screwing over the freshmen class guys from having any chance with that girl. But it's ok, because that freshmen class will later continue the cycle of pollucination in there senior year.

"goddamnit, the senior class keeps pollucinating all of our freshmen girls! oh well, I'll get mine some day."

pollucination by nooger & Barnaby Jones December 22, 2004

Hallucinatexting 

When one eyes see one sentence but they text something else .

It's crazy how soda machine you at work
Lol I definitely was just hallucinatexting with you

Hallucinatexting by King Dame February 19, 2015

hallucinate stan 

hallucinate stans are the people who have the best taste in music. hallucinate is track number seven on the album called future nostalgia by dua lipa. hallucinate stans have had a big argument with levitating stans,but outcome them. hallucinate is the 4th single off future nostalgia.

hallucinate stans won because it is the next single,levitating stans lost. stream it.

hallucinate stan by hallucinate stan July 3, 2020

polluzinate 

(v.) To create a simulated data set or process for development, testing, and benchmarking which is greatly similar to production data and/or processing techniques, but lacking confidential information which cannot be trusted to the malicious develop/QA person. Polluzination is also known as data cleansing and sanitizaion, but it sounds much better!

(origin: unknown)

We need to polluzinate the data.

polluzinate by J Labocki September 12, 2006