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pajooned 

The act of owning the shit out of someone/something.
Hey, my team just pajooned your team in that 3200 meter relay!
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Panoolied 

The ultimate way to describe being owned. Originates from the Firearms forums.
Holy shit Geno just got panoolied!
Panoolied by |SemperFi| August 26, 2003

Panoolie 

The act or action of owning someone greatly.

Derivative: Panoolied
The linebacker was able to panoolie the quarterback with a sack.

The linebacker panoolied the quarterback.
Panoolie by BlindSite November 14, 2004

pajoohied 

The act of disgracing a woman through sexual means. This is often accompanied by a marked ignorance of her menstrual cycle. Often accomplished by "using the rhythm method," in conjunction with rectal penetration. Prophylatics are by definition neglected, or purposefully torn.

The tell-tale sign of beeing pajoohied is if the individiual stops talking to her the next day and acts like she never existed.
Look at the way she's walking, she must've gotten pajoohied.... hard.

"I wanna cum in her face!!!!" <--phrase often uttered upon pajoohiing
pajoohied by senator alb June 27, 2008
Pamoola (Pam·'oo·la) noun. A female individual who meets the following physical and personality characteristics:
-short
-obese
-ignorant
-delusional with delusions of grandeur and/or intelligence

Derived from the word Puma. It is important to note that although this term is related to cougar they are not the same.
You wouldn't believe the day I had at work, I was just earfucked by a Pamoola.
Pamoola by Trichothecium September 22, 2009
any type of pajamas; night clothes
There's nothing like putting on a warm pair of pajookies and climbing in bed on a cold winter night.
pajookies by Michael Grey November 7, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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