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paolo san pedro 

1. These kooks have no idea what being PAOLO SAN PEDRO is. PAOLO SAN PEDRO is when you've gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, it's balls out danger, & or perfection, & or skill or all of that combined.
2. PAOLO SAN PEDRO is the coolest kind of PAOLO.
3. PAOLO SAN PEDRO used when a conversation goes silent
-That was fucking PAOLO SAN PEDRO man, that dudes head flew off.

-Dude let's go drinking then go totally PAOLO SAN PEDRO.

Man 1: That dude just shitstomped the pachuli's out of Gino.
Man 2: Woah! PAOLO SAN PEDRO!!!
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A Paolo is not always a Fuck boy he can be very sweet to his family and his own family friends. He can treat you right in many ways. He is very smart, athletic, funny, and very fun to be with. And yes it’s true that lots of girls would love to be with him. He may be very inappropriate when his with the guys but when his with a girl he knows how to treat a girl he would be kind and respectful to them no matter what, if he sees you being uncomfortable he would stop and even stop the person that is making you uncomfortable. Has a big smile that can light anyone’s world. A Paolo makes you want to see him everyday. He is great at basketball!
PAOLO IS NOT ALWAYS A FUCKBOY HE CAN BE SWEET
Paolo by J Anonymous March 16, 2020

dirty paolo 

the act of having sex with woman in the bathroom of an italian restaurant, wearing only a pink polo-type shirt with a heavily starched and popped collar, as she proceeds to pick up small rocks of cocaine off the moist floor underneath the urinal, rub it on her nipples, and scream out a comment involving pizza.
"What did she scream out when you gave her that dirty paolo?"

"Here's the pepperoni on your pizza, you minderaser..."
dirty paolo by Wisc N. Corner November 10, 2008

pajooned 

The act of owning the shit out of someone/something.
Hey, my team just pajooned your team in that 3200 meter relay!

paolo nutini

Paolo Nutini is a scottish singer who has made hits such as 'Jenny Dont Be Hasty' and 'New Shoes'.
Signed on to the Atlanta Record label, he released his first single 'These Streets' as a free download in 2006.
Now with his album 'These Streets', paolo is getting recognition for not only his voice but also his charity work. In July 2007 he was awarded The Golden St. Christopher medal for his work towards his contribution to Barga (In Italy) and its people.
Paolo Nutini is perfect:
He has an amazing voice
amazing accent
and amazing hair.
that boys a looker!
paolo nutini by chelseyy; January 3, 2008

paolo valisari 

A bitch ass Italian singer in "The Lizzie Mcguire Movie" who tried to frame Isabella for lip syncing when he was the one who was lip syncing. Isabella and Lizzie destroyed his career because he was a fake ass bitch.
"Sergei: Paolo Valisari cannot sing music. Now he must face music."
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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