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Derrick is a royal painis.
painis by Teddi Veatch July 12, 2004
what u say when ur dick is in a shitload of pain. (i.e. getting kicked in the balls)
gf:your such an asshole! *kicks dude in nuts*
bf: *groaning and falling to the ground* painis!
gf:your such an asshole! *kicks dude in nuts*
bf: *groaning and falling to the ground* painis!
Painis by trevsexx February 20, 2011
Another word for penis, popularized by the TF2 community. Derived from the Soldier's voice line: ''Pain is weakness leaving the body,'' >>> ''PAINIS weakness leaving the body.''
Painis by the random. October 27, 2025
painis is a pp thats bigger/equal to 1 meter
my painis itch
painis by Glitchernox March 25, 2026

painis in the ainis 

A phrase that is used by the Soldier from TF2 "Team Fortress 2" In some Garry's mod animations. Painis means penis and ainis mean anus.
Red Soldier: That scout is got a painis in the ainis!

Blu Scout: You suck!

Painis Cupcake 

A character based on the Team Fortress 2 Soldier that was originally meant to be a response to a sub-fad by Youtube user of Rubberfruit.
"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you..."
-Painis Cupcake
"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you...
*makes rape face*"
Painis Cupcake by PainisCupcake April 21, 2010