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paitence 

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An alcoholic and very crazy in bed. Kind of a cunt. Has a ginger fetish, most likey to become famous through porn. A redneck but you would never guess it. If you bring her around your dad she will have sex with him.
I found Paitence sucking my dads dick in the back of his tractor.
paitence by dirtydan30 February 7, 2018
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Patience 

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Patience is a very kind hearted girl, and very shy, she usually has anxiety, or social anxiety, but overall one of the best people you will ever meet. She’s very stunning and will definitely take your breath away, always filled with surprises, and has crackhead energy here and there that is absolutely hilarious. Best personality ever! Unfortunately she has a hard time with self worth and is constantly judging her body or looks. She has the most amazing and beautiful personality ever! Love you patience♡︎
Yay! Here comes patience
Patience by Anonymous_yourgirl_love October 19, 2021

We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience. 

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Imagine being hyped for something, only to realize that it becomes late. This is also very annoying.
POTDLord: We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience.
everyone: :(

Drummers patience 

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The patience displayed by a drummer when he/she only gets to play a small percentage of the time in a practice (i.e. fifteen minutes out of four hours) because the melodic instruments can't figure out the chords. This is often confused with 'drummers syndrome', which is when the drummer is blamed for having ADD, but if you read the above discription, ADD is not the case.
Drummers patience is displayed when; the drummer counts off...."1,2,3.." guitarist says, "wait! Is it C to A or.." bassist, "No no, it's C to C sharp..isn't it?" the keyboardist, " NO, it's C for two measures then..." At this point the drummer starts to play on his own, or puts the sticks down and walks away.
Drummers patience by Malliot June 5, 2007

Patience 

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Literally the best fucking person ever. Patience is someone you will always love and will always miss whether you like it or not. She has the best fucking personality, and is more attractive than anyone you will ever meet. You will really love this person, more than anyone else. Be thankful if you ever meet one. She can be petty and insensitive at times, but chances are she's aware of it. Don't get on a Patience's bad side, or she will literally bite your head off. Don't argue with a Patience if you can avoid it, because she really likes winning. She's an evil bitch, but you might love that.
"Patience is such a whore, I love her."
Patience by Pat7979 July 28, 2019

Patience 

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A really sexy girl. Really funny,sometimes a bit goofy. She is a really good friend to have and she's hella great in bed.
Wow that girl looks hot, she must be Patience

patience table 

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The ledge at a window or counter of a booth where customers (or similar) are separated by a partial wall from cashiers (or similar). It is a place where objects (such as money or credits cards) can be placed on while receiving service.

Patience tables are generally found in places including banks, pharmacies, ticket booths, and snack bars.

The name "patience table" is given because people must wait patiently behind them.
Customers inside the bank place their checks and documents on a patience table while the tellers do their duties.

When getting your medicine refilled at the phamacy, you place your prescription on the patience table.

There is a patience table at the entrance to the theater where tickets are sold.

The vendor places the beverages on the patience table for the customer to pick up after they are purchased.
patience table by Bed time April 27, 2010
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