pairson 

An alternate way of saying "person".

You're my favourite pairson.

pairson by Freakgoddess August 28, 2005

Parson's Law 

Doing something right the first time.

Michael was rejected from Harvard University for failing to follow Parson's Law. He didn't fill it out properly his first try.

Parson's Law by Dorm Chief March 6, 2013

Parson Brown 

"Parson Brown" is the term used to talk about a typical angelican priest of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. "Parson Brown" is not an actual person (though he might have been at some time), but a figure of speech, like "John Doe" is an unidentified male and "Charley" is a watchman. "Parson" by itself means minister.

The classic line from Winter Wonderland:
"In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say 'Are you married ?', We'll say 'No man,
For you can do the job when you're in town.'"
Sure, it sounds like some kind of sexual reference, but its not. It's just a priest asking a couple if they are married. They reply that they are not and that they will wait for him to "do the job" of marrying them when he comes to their town.

Parson Brown by bsmeb October 18, 2006

taking tea with the parson 

1. Unspecified, certainly deviant sex act usually performed in Brentford

2. Having tea with a member of the clergy, esp. a Protestant one

1. Hugo and Jane found themselves along for 5 minutes, so decided to indulge in taking tea with the parson

2. The women's institute meeting moved on from cake sales to taking tea with the parson

taking tea with the parson by kylet June 27, 2006

Alan Parson's Project 

The Alan Parsons Project were a 1970s-80s group founded by Alan Parsons (previously best known as an engineer and producer of groups and singers as diverse as Pink Floyd, Al Stewart and Pilot) and Eric Woolfson, with a shifting line-up of instrumentalists and singers including Colin Blunstone, John Miles, Steve Harley, Lenny Zakatek and Pilot's Iain Bairnson and David Paton. Their albums are all concept-based but eschew the pretentiousness of prog-rock in favour of a more radio-friendly approach, their stated aim being to create music that lends itself equally to headphone and background listening.

"You Don't Believe by the Alan Parson's Project is a great track"
"Actually, they're called the Alan Parsons Project"

Alan Parson's Project by Whadduc Hunt January 12, 2007

Dirty William Parsons 

The act of taking a leviathan telescope (54 feet in length) up the ass, so the person on the other end can get an in depth view.

Person 1: Did you hear Max did a Dirty William Parsons with John last night? John swore he could make out planets
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?

Dirty William Parsons by BigDog92 May 12, 2021

The Alan Parsons Project 

Awesome progressive rock group that was a mix of the WAY TOO over-popularized Beatles and very trippy Pink Floyd. Unlike the Beatles, APP is very relaxed and are less happy and have a cooler much less annoying sound to their music. The only similarity would be the vocal sound. They are much like Pink Floyd in their tune and mellowness. They are more in touch with the world than the too-happy Beatles were.

It's a shame that the Alan Parsons Project isn't as popular as the Beatles. They are way better and less annoying.

The Alan Parsons Project by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008