pairaplegic 

While pair programming, when your partner mysteriously becomes unable to do simple tasks for himself like getting a drink.

Alex became a pairaplegic when he asked me to scratch his nose.

pairaplegic by Stefan Mai July 3, 2008

Paraplegic 

Paraplegics have complete or incomplete paralysis of the lower half of the body including both legs, usually caused by damage to the spinal cord.
The amount of paralysis is almost always a correlation of how much damage was suffered in the spinal cord. Motor vehicle accidents are the prime cause and more than 10 thousand people per year suffer a spinal cord injury, most injuries result in tetraplegia which is paralyais of the entire body below the neck.

John was in a bad accident last night and severed his spinal cord.

How bad is it?

The trauma doctors at the hospital said his spine was severed near the lower part of his sternum. John may never walk again. He's paraplegic.

Thank god he's still alive and didn't suffer brain damage. And at least he's not a quadriplegic

Paraplegic by J.P. a paraplegic June 24, 2008

paraplegic 

a paraplegic is someone with disabled bodily functions

"i wasn't gonna run from the cops but i was high, i was gonna pull right over and stop, but i was high-now i'm a paraplegic and i know why yeah cuz i got high, cuz i got high, cuz i got hiiigh..."

paraplegic by psycho_squirrel26 October 31, 2006

Paraplegic potty break 

When you bang a girl so hard that her legs take on a state of pseudo paraplegia, making it almost impossible for her to use the bathroom.

“ we haven’t you used the bathroom yet?”

“ I can’t move to get there after round 6, my legs have paraplegia right now”

“ achievement unlocked: paraplegic potty break “

“ come on I’ll carry you there”

Paraplegic potty break by Leo23560 March 29, 2022

Reverse Paraplegia 

A state of intoxication. You are inebriated to the point where you lose all voluntary muscle control to the upper body such as, arms and head, but you can still walk fine.

We almost put my cousin in a straight jacket last night because he was so drunk I think he was afflicted with Reverse Paraplegia. He was walking around fine but his arms and head were flapping all over the place, so we had to cut him off.

Reverse Paraplegia by Alouicious August 29, 2010

paraplegic 

someone who doesn't have full use of their body

did you hear about the paraplegic porn star? he's got an arm like a baby's dick

paraplegic by elsteveador November 7, 2004

Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

Strategic Paraplegic by Vince October 6, 2008