the act of taking a freshly greased newborn and inserting it into the mother's bottom, simulating anal sex with an oil drum, hence the name, "painul", sex.
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Painlich ( adjective) is a combination of the german Word „peinlich“, that means awkward and the word pain.
1. When a situation is awkward and painful at the same time. ( tripping in public)
2. Painlich is when situation that is so damn awkward, it almost hurts or gives you inner pain and uncomfortableness. ( when someone randomly questions your sexuality, while you’re still in the closet)
1. When a situation is awkward and painful at the same time. ( tripping in public)
2. Painlich is when situation that is so damn awkward, it almost hurts or gives you inner pain and uncomfortableness. ( when someone randomly questions your sexuality, while you’re still in the closet)
• Kevin: What’s that bruise on your hip?
Joe: I fell from the chair during an exam man. It was so fucking painlich!
• Emma: my teacher asked me why my parents haven’t returned her phone calls yet. I had to tell the story of my parents car accident from last week in front of the whole class.
Britney: oh shit, that must’ve been painlich for you.
Joe: I fell from the chair during an exam man. It was so fucking painlich!
• Emma: my teacher asked me why my parents haven’t returned her phone calls yet. I had to tell the story of my parents car accident from last week in front of the whole class.
Britney: oh shit, that must’ve been painlich for you.
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Guy 1 : Maybe you shouldn't have ate the patty melts, buttered toast, scrambled eggs, sausages, biscuits and gravy, or the hashbrowns.
Guy 2 : Yeah, my food baby is due soon. All the eating was so painfull.
Guy 1: Asking for a second serving was also a bad idea.
Guy 1 : Maybe you shouldn't have ate the patty melts, buttered toast, scrambled eggs, sausages, biscuits and gravy, or the hashbrowns.
Guy 2 : Yeah, my food baby is due soon. All the eating was so painfull.
Guy 1: Asking for a second serving was also a bad idea.
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Blain - (Jesse Ventura): "Come on in you fuckers, Ol' Painless is waiting."
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guy 1: "Dude! you got a triple kill with that Spartan Laser!"
guy 2: "Just letting Ol' Painless do its thing."
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guy 1: "Remember when Stallone totally dominated at the end of Rambo with that .50 cal?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, he had his way with Ol' Painless."
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guy 1: "Dude! you got a triple kill with that Spartan Laser!"
guy 2: "Just letting Ol' Painless do its thing."
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guy 1: "Remember when Stallone totally dominated at the end of Rambo with that .50 cal?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, he had his way with Ol' Painless."
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