painul 

the act of taking a freshly greased newborn and inserting it into the mother's bottom, simulating anal sex with an oil drum, hence the name, "painul", sex.

"Oh yah Danny, now jam it into my ace real slick like and make it painul"

painul by JUNIOR July 25, 2012

Painful Debbie 

The act of getting a painful hand job by a muscular woman.

Dude why are you walking funny? I got a Painful Debbie last night.

Painful Debbie by jizzking October 5, 2012

Painlich 

Painlich ( adjective) is a combination of the german Word „peinlich“, that means awkward and the word pain.

1. When a situation is awkward and painful at the same time. ( tripping in public)

2. Painlich is when situation that is so damn awkward, it almost hurts or gives you inner pain and uncomfortableness. ( when someone randomly questions your sexuality, while you’re still in the closet)

• Kevin: What’s that bruise on your hip?

Joe: I fell from the chair during an exam man. It was so fucking painlich!

• Emma: my teacher asked me why my parents haven’t returned her phone calls yet. I had to tell the story of my parents car accident from last week in front of the whole class.

Britney: oh shit, that must’ve been painlich for you.

Painlich by Mariageorge January 19, 2022

painfull 

The feeling you get when you eat way too much and it hurts to be full.

Food baby is optional

In a diner with an all-you-can-eat option

Guy 1 : Maybe you shouldn't have ate the patty melts, buttered toast, scrambled eggs, sausages, biscuits and gravy, or the hashbrowns.

Guy 2 : Yeah, my food baby is due soon. All the eating was so painfull.

Guy 1: Asking for a second serving was also a bad idea.

painfull by Billy Billster July 15, 2010

Painful Boner 

When you get a painful boner after fapping way too many times in one day OR after having a stiffy for too long

Dan - oh dude i've got a painful boner

Joe- what the fuck dude? Stop whacking off.

Painful Boner by DKDKDJ December 3, 2013

painu vittuun! 

painu vittuun! is same than eng. fuck off!

-hei, ajat kuin ääliö!
-painu vittuun!

-hey, you drive like idiot!
-fuck off!

painu vittuun! by matti March 7, 2005

Ol' Painless

Blain's signature mini gun from the classic sci/fi action movie Predator (1987). This can also refer to other memorable, badass weapons in movies and video games.

Blain - (Jesse Ventura): "Come on in you fuckers, Ol' Painless is waiting."

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guy 1: "Dude! you got a triple kill with that Spartan Laser!"

guy 2: "Just letting Ol' Painless do its thing."

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guy 1: "Remember when Stallone totally dominated at the end of Rambo with that .50 cal?"

guy 2: "oh yeah, he had his way with Ol' Painless."

Ol' Painless by EastClintwood89 March 8, 2011