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paintlife 

When you life is fake AF an you gotta look legitimate.
Join the paintlife army and everyone will think you are skilt.
paintlife by Jambox2020 December 21, 2020
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Often mistaken as a typo, painties are painted on panties. Best if done with edible paint.
Painties - You Gotta Nair It to Wear It
Paint on Panties, Edible Undies, Roll On Nu Nu Wear, Paint-A-Taint, Crayola Cooter
Painties by Burt Roadkill September 15, 2008

Pantiferous 

To feel pants (that is, to feel horrid, rather than to touch pants, yours or anyone else's)
I'm feeling really pantiferous today. Do something to cheer me up.
Pantiferous by Pantman October 14, 2010

pindlife 

style beyond style, the hipest, liars
yo that hoe was looking at your pindlife
pindlife by cleopatra cares October 7, 2011
When a mans penis gets caught in a zipper.
I had to get surgery when my dick got paintled
Paintle by sex terms May 20, 2014

Pintlifter 

pint·lifter | \ˈpīntlifter \
Noun (informal):
One who lifts pints of beer at a bar instead of weights in a gym; a soft-bodied person with a prominent beer gut who values partying and the consumption of alcohol, especially beer, over fitness and healthy eating.
“Sam is the stereotypical pintlifter; a prolific beer drinker who, on any given day, can be found in downtown bars showing off his nonathletic, unfit physique and prodigious ability to consume alcohol
Pintlifter by Cloclia October 10, 2018

plantlife 

A stoner; someone who is always blazed and lives off of marihuana.
The real world is boring so I'm living the plantlife.
plantlife by idkapples July 2, 2014
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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