paintlife 

When you life is fake AF an you gotta look legitimate.

Join the paintlife army and everyone will think you are skilt.

paintlife by Jambox2020 December 21, 2020

Painties

Often mistaken as a typo, painties are painted on panties. Best if done with edible paint.

Painties - You Gotta Nair It to Wear It
Paint on Panties, Edible Undies, Roll On Nu Nu Wear, Paint-A-Taint, Crayola Cooter

Painties by Burt Roadkill September 15, 2008

Pantiferous 

To feel pants (that is, to feel horrid, rather than to touch pants, yours or anyone else's)

I'm feeling really pantiferous today. Do something to cheer me up.

Pantiferous by Pantman October 14, 2010

pindlife 

style beyond style, the hipest, liars

yo that hoe was looking at your pindlife

pindlife by cleopatra cares October 7, 2011

Paintle 

When a mans penis gets caught in a zipper.

I had to get surgery when my dick got paintled

Paintle by sex terms May 20, 2014

Pintlifter 

pint·lifter | \ˈpīntlifter \
Noun (informal):
One who lifts pints of beer at a bar instead of weights in a gym; a soft-bodied person with a prominent beer gut who values partying and the consumption of alcohol, especially beer, over fitness and healthy eating.

“Sam is the stereotypical pintlifter; a prolific beer drinker who, on any given day, can be found in downtown bars showing off his nonathletic, unfit physique and prodigious ability to consume alcohol”

Pintlifter by Cloclia October 10, 2018

plantlife 

A stoner; someone who is always blazed and lives off of marihuana.

The real world is boring so I'm living the plantlife.

plantlife by idkapples July 2, 2014