paiteness 

1. A man of, or around the age of 28

2. A man who has this seductive aura around him that make the ladies come to him; sexy

3. A man who is good with his words and would be considered a Casanova.

Melody felt like she was being drawn into the mysterious strange's paiteness eyes.

paiteness by Ella Mackinson February 12, 2010

pantsness 

General term for the appearance of a man's pants or jeans, specifically the fit and style (or lack thereof) or the manner in which he wears them. Can refer to either a good fit (intriguing nooks and crannies evident, emphasis on the ass) or a poor fit (pleats, tapered pants, ass-obliterating sagging). May also refer to good pants worn badly (plumber's crack, waistband under armpits). Can be used to describe specific pairs of pants or to a man's entire pants wardrobe or taste in pants.

"He's kind of cute but he really takes bad pantsness to a whole new low."

"Mike's pantsness makes women sad in the pants."

"My boyfriend gives amazing pantsness. He's like a 9.5 on the pantsness scale!"

pantsness by rrrrocket November 2, 2007

Painties

Often mistaken as a typo, painties are painted on panties. Best if done with edible paint.

Painties - You Gotta Nair It to Wear It
Paint on Panties, Edible Undies, Roll On Nu Nu Wear, Paint-A-Taint, Crayola Cooter

Painties by Burt Roadkill September 15, 2008

Watercolor Paintings 

A brother-sister band from Santa Barbara. Consists of Rebecca Redman and Josh Redman. They're music is described as folk/acoustic/punk, but really just sounds like magic to your ears. Rebecca plays the harp and sings. Josh plays a baritone ukulele and also sings and whistles.

"Hey, did you see Watercolor Paintings play at the Che Cafe on Sunday?"

Watercolor Paintings by plastic deer. April 9, 2010

cave paintings 

The beautiful designs and markings left on the inside of the toilet bowl after taking an extra-firm dump.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.

Wooo! That fudge dragon I pushed out of me left some cave paintings that looks like Charlie Sheen. Enjoy!

cave paintings by Apecreature June 16, 2011

mozart paintings 

A term used to describe something really valuable by someone who obviously doesn't have a PhD...especially in Art History or Music.

Be careful, I have got some mozart paintings back there.

mozart paintings by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008

plentiness 

Plentiful, in abundance

God's grace can never be depleted plentiness.

plentiness by Hercolena Oliver August 25, 2009