paint houses

To paint a house is Mafia slang for murdering someone.

The affirmative response is "I also do my own carpentry."

"I heard you paint houses."
"I also do my own carpentry."
~Jimmy Hoffa and Frank Sheeran.

paint houses by NotPwned June 16, 2018

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Paint houses

This term is used by American mafia members to describe the occupation of being a hitman.

A friend of ours is having a little trouble with a wannabe shylock from Philly. I spoke with Angelo, and he gave me permission to find someone who knows how to paint houses.

Paint houses by HisDudenessElDude November 28, 2019

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to paint houses

mobster jargon for killing someone.

Boss: "I heard you like to paint houses."
Thug: "Yes, and I do my own carpentry as well."
Boss: "Excellent

to paint houses by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

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to paint houses with Morgan

Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.

Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!

to paint houses with Morgan by Harlequin boy August 25, 2010