paint houses

To paint a house is Mafia slang for murdering someone.

The affirmative response is "I also do my own carpentry."

"I heard you paint houses."
"I also do my own carpentry."
~Jimmy Hoffa and Frank Sheeran.

by NotPwned June 16, 2018

Paint houses

This term is used by American mafia members to describe the occupation of being a hitman.

A friend of ours is having a little trouble with a wannabe shylock from Philly. I spoke with Angelo, and he gave me permission to find someone who knows how to paint houses.

by HisDudenessElDude November 28, 2019

to paint houses

mobster jargon for killing someone.

Boss: "I heard you like to paint houses."
Thug: "Yes, and I do my own carpentry as well."
Boss: "Excellent

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

to paint houses with Morgan

Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.

Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!

by Harlequin boy August 25, 2010

paint your house

It means that you are going to shoot someone up at that house , same thing for painting there car or living room

Nigga if you don't stop playing I'm going to paint your house!

by Kodscik February 4, 2018

Painting houses

Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money

I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.

by Flexoffend3r April 24, 2020

Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls

Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house

by Bignast420 March 7, 2021