paincakes

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Servings of pure pain delivered by means of the fist, leg, penis, and other extremities. They are most commonly served by covering the body of one (usually smaller) with the body of another (usually a wrestler). They are oftentimes served from dawn until dusk at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES. The servers at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES include Chuck Norris, Chris Rock, and Epic Beard Man.

I'M ABOUT TO SERVE YOU SOME PAINCAKES, HOLD THE CAKES.

paincakes by k_cuz July 9, 2010

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Pancakes on plate

A girl (mostly Asian) with extremely small boobs close to be totally flat chested.

Hey Joe! Look! There are nothing to hold on to! These are pancakes on plate!

Pancakes on plate by Sexy Big Daddy Cool September 20, 2019

Pancake Chips

A crunchy and curly piece of chip made from deep-fried pancakes. It is lightly seasoned with salt, pepper and herbs.

I'd like to order a large serving of the Pancake Chips to share with my friends.

Pancake Chips by Stokers Fine Pancakes April 3, 2019

pavement pancake

An animal that has been killed by a vehicle on the road, and has subsequently been run over so many times that it is no thicker than a pancake.

I don’t want to be the one to tell my daughter that ‘Miss Fluffy’ is now a pavement pancake.

pavement pancake by Wilhelm Snakesnoot January 28, 2021

Wet Pancakes and Monkey Donuts

When your friend use this it means she isn't sober

Kloey's spirit animals are wet pancakes and monkey donuts

Wet Pancakes and Monkey Donuts by Kloepetr November 1, 2020

Banana Pancakes

Something you eat for breakfast when you want bananas and pancakes. This is probably the only legit definition in the urban dictionary.

I want banana pancakes!

Banana Pancakes by Luna SilverLite May 14, 2019

Nevada Pancake

An act of having a girl with a huge forehead blow you. then you climax and cum on her forehead. then you lay the girl out in the hot sun (cum still on forehead). You let your cum cook until it is a good pancake, and remember to flip it every couple minutes.

John: So, I heard you got some from Jessica this morning.
Bill:Yeah, I came on her forehead and it was pretty hot outside so i gave her a nice Nevada Pancake.

Nevada Pancake by The Pancake Chef November 13, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026