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penagination 

A common delusion, typically in older males, where their supposed sexual exploits are recounted time and again, often increasing in detail and sexual content with each retelling, typically much to the dismay of the lister. Known to occur occasionally in gender confused females.
Jon: Walter really has a lot of stories about his exploits with European women when he was a tour guide in Iran.

Bob: Ha! Iranian tour guide? Were all those babes touring nuke plants and terrorist training camps?

Jon: Yeah, I guess poor old Wally really just has a bad case of penagination as well as halitosis.

Bob: Wonder if he weighed 300 pounds back then too?
penagination by SC_HICK_69 June 10, 2010
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Pagination 

To place pages in sequential order because the author's poor Microsoft Office skills propelled the overall formatting into a interspersed and muddled mess of a document. Noun, verb, adjective.
"I am going to have to spend hours fixing the pagination of this report, the Table of Contents is all wrong." Karen told Stephanie.

"It is most certainly not to our standards." replied Stephanie.
Pagination by Wills McWilly Face September 6, 2019

pwnageinationisticness 

The act of pwning beyond all recognition. Not to be applied to video games, only real life situations.
That is some serious pwnageinationisticness!

Haircut Penalization 

When you go to school/work with a new haircut, and people mention it over and over again, even though you obviously already know.
Person 1: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know."
Person 3: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Well, obviously, I know that I got a haircut."
Person 4: "Wow, thats some seriously Haircut Penalization"

etc.

peregination 

A word which modern dictionaries fail to include, yet appears in popular literary translations.
"These pereginations are incalculable" (Kafka, pp159 Schocken 2nd-ed.)
peregination by Able July 8, 2004

Pagination 

What to call your friends that are named Emerson
have you heard about what happened to pagination???

yeah bro that's crazy
Pagination by marienkirche June 3, 2022

penguination 

When you are feeling like a penguin and just want to waddle around
Penguination is overcoming me YAYY
penguination by Eyloshai April 7, 2019
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