padron 

(Verb) Twerking while simultaneously performing another physical activity, such as running on a treadmill, bungee jumping, or riding a dirt bike. Also known as extreme twerking.

Frank: Did you see that YouTube video of Christina?
Jennifer: Yeah, it sucks that she broke her ankle on the slip n' slide, but at least she was padroning like a total badass.

Jonathan: I think I'm going to padron tonight. You wanna come?
Glenn: Sweet, I'll grab my roller-blades!

padron by The Gunshow September 27, 2013

Padron e sotta 

"Padron e sotta"(Master and servant) is a southern italian, card based, drinking game. In every game the one who gets the higher score is the Padron, the second higher score is the Sotta.

The Padron has to make invitation and the Sotta has to accept or decline, making some people drink and other no, forming teams.

Padron - "A glass of beer to Aldo and two to Stefano"
Sotta - "No"
Padron - "A glass to you and one to Aldo"
Sotta - "Yes"

The game ends when everyone has drank at least a glass (usually of beer, wine in the old days), or when

the number of rounds prearranged is reached. A round ends when everyone has been the dealer.

The person who hasn't drank for the whole game is called "Urm" and will be mocked for the rest of the evening. (for the rest of his life if the game was really competitive)

- Cosa facciamo stasera?
- Giochiamo a Padron e sotta!

Padron e sotta by ledzeppolen September 4, 2016

Padron e sotta 

"Padron e sotta"(Master and servant) is a southern italian, card based, drinking game. In every game the one who gets the higher score is the Padron, the second higher score is the Sotta.

The Padron has to make invitation and the Sotta has to accept or decline, making some people drink and some others no, forming in this way teams.

Padron - "A glass of beer to Aldo and two to Stefano"
Sotta - "No"
Padron - "A glass to you and one to Aldo"
Sotta - "Yes"

The game ends when everyone has drank at least a glass (usually of beer, wine back in the old days when people were made of steel), or when

the number of rounds prearranged is reached. A round ends when everyone has been the dealer.

The person who hasn't drank for the whole game is called "Urm" and will be mocked for the rest of the evening. (for the rest of his life if the game was really competitive)

- What are we gonna do tonight?
- Let's play Padron e sotta!

Padron e sotta by ledzeppolen May 18, 2020

Dirty Padron 

The act of molesting your own gooch.

I gave myself a dirty padron today, and now my hands smells bad but good at the same time.

Dirty Padron by MrGoochSauce25 September 28, 2010

Mrs.Padron 

Usually the HOT teacher in school that everyone wanted to fuck. But ended up in prison because she fucked with a student.

Mrs.Padron fucked with a student which it led to her being in prison.

Mrs.Padron by ItsCoronaTime March 12, 2020

Patron Ticket 

When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.

"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."

"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"

Patron Ticket by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009

pardonfuck 

an expression of utter disbelief, used when saying "What the fuck?" just isn't strong enough; coined by Cameron Lauder of LoadingReadyRun

"Did you see those guys come out of nowhere?"
"Yeah, I turn around, see them, and I'm like, Pardonfuck?"

pardonfuck by LRRFan January 17, 2014