padmi

An ugly looking penis that is crinkled

That is a real Padmi penis

padmi by Padmi January 19, 2016

Padmi

Liu Yangyang's wife

"Padmi?? Oh you mean Yangyang's wife?!?!"

Padmi by linos gf January 15, 2022

Padma 

Padma is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you have a Padma, keep her close to your heart because she is very unique. No one else could ever compare to her. She is intelligent, loyal, understanding, kind, humorous, trustworthy, honest and loving. She always sees the good in people, even if they aren’t the nicest. She is perfect and every guy's dream girl. A lot of guys want her but she's only interested in that one special guy. Her shyness and cuteness will make your heart melt. She is very sweet and loves animals. Don’t take her for granted because once you break her trust, you will never get it back. She isn’t fake, and doesn’t talk behind people's backs. She has been through many hard times but always wakes up with a smile on her face, ready to brighten everyone’s day. She is loved by so many and she doesn't even know it. She is the best friend and girlfriend you could ever ask for. If you have a Padma in your life, don't ever let her go because that will be the biggest mistake of your life!

"Who's that gorgeous, sexy girl over there?"
"Oh that's Padma, I wish she was mine. I'd be the luckiest man in the world."

Padma by herecomesbriggs April 17, 2023

Palmia 

A refreshing, low-calorie, lemon-infused lager inspired by Spain for when you want a little culture but you’re low on cash. Commonly referred to as “Summer in a Can”.

Palmia is most commonly consumed by surfer bros and sun-burnt hos. Good for packing into your cooler on a hot day to help make ugly people hot and boring people fun. Low-calories so it’s a great-get-fucked-up-during-your-workout drink.

Britney: “Omg Becky…Palmia is SO good!”
Becky: “I know, right? It’s like a vacation in a bottle…I swear, if you put it up to your ear you can hear the ocean.”

Chad: “Toss me a claw...”
Steve: “Bruh, Claws down, Palms up. It’s all about the Palmia.”

Palmia by thatbeerchick May 31, 2020

Pennsylvania Padiddle 

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.

When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.

Pennsylvania Padiddle by Paco Taco de Morocco March 19, 2009

Padmir 

The exact meaning of Padmir is opening to interpretation.
Though commonly meaning 'fantastic' in the positive or 'unfortunate' in the negative sense. Much like the word Bad may be positive or negative.

Also less commonly used as a greeting.
The context is important to the intended meaning.

Pronounced: Pad-mee-err

Background: Originally formed from the multi-million viewed youtube video involving a (possibly blind) German boy falling short, while attempting to jump into a swimming pool. In the background of the video a voice is heard shouting Padmir, in an approving manner.

Adam: Hey oliver watch out you're about to drop your ice-cream!
Oliver: Oh padmir!

Phillipa: I just found out that I got the job
Joanne: oh well done padmir.

Cat: Hello there friendly neighbor, didn't mean to wake you.
Smith: greetings padmir

Padmir by Mr.Bgundi May 28, 2009

resume padding 

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

resume padding by Cheice December 9, 2011