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An ugly looking penis that is crinkled
That is a real Padmi penis
padmi by Padmi January 19, 2016
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"Padmi?? Oh you mean Yangyang's wife?!?!"
Padmi by linos gf January 15, 2022
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Padma is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you have a Padma, keep her close to your heart because she is very unique. No one else could ever compare to her. She is intelligent, loyal, understanding, kind, humorous, trustworthy, honest and loving. She always sees the good in people, even if they aren’t the nicest. She is perfect and every guy's dream girl. A lot of guys want her but she's only interested in that one special guy. Her shyness and cuteness will make your heart melt. She is very sweet and loves animals. Don’t take her for granted because once you break her trust, you will never get it back. She isn’t fake, and doesn’t talk behind people's backs. She has been through many hard times but always wakes up with a smile on her face, ready to brighten everyone’s day. She is loved by so many and she doesn't even know it. She is the best friend and girlfriend you could ever ask for. If you have a Padma in your life, don't ever let her go because that will be the biggest mistake of your life!
"Who's that gorgeous, sexy girl over there?"
"Oh that's Padma, I wish she was mine. I'd be the luckiest man in the world."
Padma by herecomesbriggs April 17, 2023
A refreshing, low-calorie, lemon-infused lager inspired by Spain for when you want a little culture but you’re low on cash. Commonly referred to as “Summer in a Can”.

Palmia is most commonly consumed by surfer bros and sun-burnt hos. Good for packing into your cooler on a hot day to help make ugly people hot and boring people fun. Low-calories so it’s a great-get-fucked-up-during-your-workout drink.
Britney: “Omg Becky…Palmia is SO good!”
Becky: “I know, right? It’s like a vacation in a bottle…I swear, if you put it up to your ear you can hear the ocean.”

Chad: “Toss me a claw...”
Steve: “Bruh, Claws down, Palms up. It’s all about the Palmia.”
Palmia by thatbeerchick May 31, 2020

Pennsylvania Padiddle 

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.
When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.
The exact meaning of Padmir is opening to interpretation.
Though commonly meaning 'fantastic' in the positive or 'unfortunate' in the negative sense. Much like the word Bad may be positive or negative.

Also less commonly used as a greeting.
The context is important to the intended meaning.

Pronounced: Pad-mee-err

Background: Originally formed from the multi-million viewed youtube video involving a (possibly blind) German boy falling short, while attempting to jump into a swimming pool. In the background of the video a voice is heard shouting Padmir, in an approving manner.
Adam: Hey oliver watch out you're about to drop your ice-cream!
Oliver: Oh padmir!

Phillipa: I just found out that I got the job
Joanne: oh well done padmir.

Cat: Hello there friendly neighbor, didn't mean to wake you.
Smith: greetings padmir
Padmir by Mr.Bgundi May 28, 2009

resume padding 

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.
Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.
resume padding by Cheice December 9, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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