Padmira

A super hot massive hunk of a beast. All the ladies panties fly right off when this magnificent creature enters the room. Can't see, so they're more of a hands-on learner. They have most definitely already "used" their AND your peanut butter jar, so don't bother trying. Pulls more bitches than you.

Someone: OH MY GOD IM SOAKED
Padmira: sorry, that's my bad

Padmira by my little pony jar April 9, 2022

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Padmir

The exact meaning of Padmir is opening to interpretation.
Though commonly meaning 'fantastic' in the positive or 'unfortunate' in the negative sense. Much like the word Bad may be positive or negative.

Also less commonly used as a greeting.
The context is important to the intended meaning.

Pronounced: Pad-mee-err

Background: Originally formed from the multi-million viewed youtube video involving a (possibly blind) German boy falling short, while attempting to jump into a swimming pool. In the background of the video a voice is heard shouting Padmir, in an approving manner.

Adam: Hey oliver watch out you're about to drop your ice-cream!
Oliver: Oh padmir!

Phillipa: I just found out that I got the job
Joanne: oh well done padmir.

Cat: Hello there friendly neighbor, didn't mean to wake you.
Smith: greetings padmir

Padmir by Mr.Bgundi May 28, 2009

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Palmira

Palmira is a female, Tall with long brown flowwing hair. friend to all sought out by many cherished by all. she is loved by children for her warm motherly demenor. she is the life of the party and can always cheer up a somber room. she has great fashion taste and whip together a fine outfit in seconds. always on the go making moves and handling her business.Adored by her children and grand children she will be.

Hey I met this hot chick man, she was a real Palmira. Im definatey gonna keep in touch with her.

Im gonna have a party this weekend, so if you know any Palmiras make sure to invite them.

Palmira by Maverick Winters September 30, 2012

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palmira

Palmira is a kind, most beautiful girl in the world. She feisty tho like she will beat ur meat I mean ass. (Whoops)🤷🏻 ♀️

Palmira is so kind. And so different. She’s brutally honest when it comes to friendships and even relationships. So have a friend named Palmira.🥺🥺😁😭

palmira by Palmira November 16, 2020

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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