packraft

If a raft and a kayak had a baby and it was a hybrid angel of beauty, it would be a packraft. This lightweight, one-man packraft weighs around 5-10ibs and can be rolled up and deployed anywhere your legs take you.
Highly versatile and can be tailored to different individuals and their adventures.
And all that stuff you were packing in along with your raft? It can be stored inside the tubes of the raft!
this thing is literally real-life Minecraft boat.

Let's go get our packrafts and hit some GNAR!
This man is straight eatn' beans running from a student loan, but at least he has his trusty packraft and buddies to run down that mountain.

by Duckalus January 11, 2022

Packrastination

When you know you need to pack your bags for a holiday, but really, really can't be arsed, or are distracted by Facebook etc.

Jill: Have you packed for our trip Jack?
Jack: No, I've been packrastinating for the last hour!
Jill: You need to stop this packrastination!

by StrandedSumo July 26, 2009

email packrat

One who has a difficult time placing emails in the deleted file and an even harder time emptying the deleted file because of the finality of the action. They are afraid they may someday need one of those emails (although they never will)

At the time of this posting, I have exatly 6000 emails contained in my inbox. I am an email packrat!

by notbait January 16, 2007

TiVo packrat

A person that TiVo's shows that merely look good when in reality they have no time or intention of watching it.

Do you realize that you have the entire seasons of 6 different shows that have been canceled on your TiVo. You are such a TiVo packrat!

by Jay Wiech April 17, 2009

digital packrat

an obsessive collector of digital media, for which ample space (disk and physical) may become problematic.

Paul was quite the digital packrat - his porn collection alone almost entirely fills his harddrive.

by pkh February 20, 2007

Sticky Packrat

The act popular in homosexual circle although not limited gay sex. Where one person seals the others ass crack with duct tape starting at the top of the cheeks and continuing to the taint. The person with the sealed ass then fills the cervice with shit. The orignal person then removes the tape and procedes to remove the fecal matter with ones tongue.

"I totally gave that dude i met at the bar a sticky packrat."

by curbside January 22, 2010

E-mail Packrat

One whos active daily e-mail accout is filled with spam that never gets read or deleted, causing a high number or unread messages to be displayed at all times.

Omg Bill! 1,343 new e-mails!? You're such an e-mail packrat!

by EsOne June 11, 2008