Packratitis 

(pack-rat-I'-tis)

A chronic psychological disease that is similar to obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD). When person with a simple hobby becomes infected with packratitis they turns it into an obsession. The main difference between packratitits and OCD is the packrat generally 'neater' and may be a guru on the topic or subject.

Packratitis: A computer packrat may have a collection of softwares from early on, lots of junk hardware, books on computers and other electronics, seemingly boxes and crates of wires, screws, disks, manuals, boxes etc. This preson may also have an interest in video games and other electronic items, thus may he also has every system from Coleco and Atari to Nintendo DS and PS3 as well as related material.

Packratitis by thaibu May 15, 2010

Packalitis 

The state of having your backpack pockets open while it is being worn

All of your stuff is going to fall out, you have major packalitis

Packalitis by coocoomoo February 28, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004