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PainMaker • Pain Taker • rainmaker • pancaker • paymaker • Painager • Painmeter • Pancakery • Picmaker • The Rainmaker
Paymaker
A Frankensteinian candy bar creation that’s one-third Pay Day, one-third Milky Way and one-third Snickers.
Paymaker by kyrie swerving May 7, 2019
Solid Rainmaker
The act of defecating in a shower head of one whom you are in opposition, with the intention of said person taking a shower full of shit.
**MUST HAVE LOTS OF TIME TO PULL OFF THIS HIGH LEVEL MANEUVER**
Procedure:
1. Unscrew shower head
**for smaller shower heads you may need to utilize a pastry bag filled with fecal matter**
2. Fill shower head with fecal matter using either the conventional method or aforementioned pastry bag
3. Replace shower head leaving no evidence behind.
(for added effect, use a creative garnish of your choice or use in conjunction with the Upper Decker)
**MUST HAVE LOTS OF TIME TO PULL OFF THIS HIGH LEVEL MANEUVER**
Procedure:
1. Unscrew shower head
**for smaller shower heads you may need to utilize a pastry bag filled with fecal matter**
2. Fill shower head with fecal matter using either the conventional method or aforementioned pastry bag
3. Replace shower head leaving no evidence behind.
(for added effect, use a creative garnish of your choice or use in conjunction with the Upper Decker)
Mike: Yo, that frat rejected me a few days ago, so I snuck in and left them with a fuckin solid rainmaker!!!
George: Holy shit, you got hella balls to do that! You fucking GOT 'EM, man!!!
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Frat Boy 1: What the flying fuck bro, what the hell is this shit?!?!
Frat Boy 2: Oh shit, looks like you just got nailed with a Solid Rainmaker!!! DAMN, bro!!!
George: Holy shit, you got hella balls to do that! You fucking GOT 'EM, man!!!
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Frat Boy 1: What the flying fuck bro, what the hell is this shit?!?!
Frat Boy 2: Oh shit, looks like you just got nailed with a Solid Rainmaker!!! DAMN, bro!!!
Solid Rainmaker by G.M. Kevin August 29, 2009
paincakes
Servings of pure pain delivered by means of the fist, leg, penis, and other extremities. They are most commonly served by covering the body of one (usually smaller) with the body of another (usually a wrestler). They are oftentimes served from dawn until dusk at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES. The servers at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES include Chuck Norris, Chris Rock, and Epic Beard Man.
Pacemaker
A medical device that works in conjunction with an individual's forward whatsits to make them go faster, typically used for people who are experiencing a life-threatening loss of momentum (going too slow).
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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