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On a sunny Friday after getting paid, I like to sit on the patio and drink my Paymaker with great friends.
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Paymaker
A Frankensteinian candy bar creation that’s one-third Pay Day, one-third Milky Way and one-third Snickers.
Paymaker by kyrie swerving May 7, 2019
Solid Rainmaker
The act of defecating in a shower head of one whom you are in opposition, with the intention of said person taking a shower full of shit.
**MUST HAVE LOTS OF TIME TO PULL OFF THIS HIGH LEVEL MANEUVER**
Procedure:
1. Unscrew shower head
**for smaller shower heads you may need to utilize a pastry bag filled with fecal matter**
2. Fill shower head with fecal matter using either the conventional method or aforementioned pastry bag
3. Replace shower head leaving no evidence behind.
(for added effect, use a creative garnish of your choice or use in conjunction with the Upper Decker)
**MUST HAVE LOTS OF TIME TO PULL OFF THIS HIGH LEVEL MANEUVER**
Procedure:
1. Unscrew shower head
**for smaller shower heads you may need to utilize a pastry bag filled with fecal matter**
2. Fill shower head with fecal matter using either the conventional method or aforementioned pastry bag
3. Replace shower head leaving no evidence behind.
(for added effect, use a creative garnish of your choice or use in conjunction with the Upper Decker)
Mike: Yo, that frat rejected me a few days ago, so I snuck in and left them with a fuckin solid rainmaker!!!
George: Holy shit, you got hella balls to do that! You fucking GOT 'EM, man!!!
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Frat Boy 1: What the flying fuck bro, what the hell is this shit?!?!
Frat Boy 2: Oh shit, looks like you just got nailed with a Solid Rainmaker!!! DAMN, bro!!!
George: Holy shit, you got hella balls to do that! You fucking GOT 'EM, man!!!
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Frat Boy 1: What the flying fuck bro, what the hell is this shit?!?!
Frat Boy 2: Oh shit, looks like you just got nailed with a Solid Rainmaker!!! DAMN, bro!!!
Solid Rainmaker by G.M. Kevin August 29, 2009
paincakes
Servings of pure pain delivered by means of the fist, leg, penis, and other extremities. They are most commonly served by covering the body of one (usually smaller) with the body of another (usually a wrestler). They are oftentimes served from dawn until dusk at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES. The servers at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES include Chuck Norris, Chris Rock, and Epic Beard Man.
Pacemaker
A medical device that works in conjunction with an individual's forward whatsits to make them go faster, typically used for people who are experiencing a life-threatening loss of momentum (going too slow).
Person 1: "I heard that Hamish got a pacemaker implanted.
Person 2: "Yeah man, apparently he almost died of slow feels"
Person 2: "Yeah man, apparently he almost died of slow feels"
rainmaker
An employee who creates a significant amount of new business to a company. This term is often used in the context of a financial services company, such as a brokerage.