paanki 

Usually found on a roll and sleeps on rock pillows.

People tend to miss her a lot when they move to different countries.

Funny on ocassion.

"I love her a lot. She must be Paanki."

paanki by ur mum 12346 April 26, 2022

Prankitopian Virus 

A virus attained by eating raw peanut butter.

Did you hear that Shain has the Prankitopian Virus?

Prankitopian Virus by sheagunkus October 24, 2022

Pwanki 

A derogoratory phrase to describe an asian based individual who also happens to be a wanker.

'That fucking filthy Pwanki bumped into me and didn't even apologise'

Pwanki by Clinterous May 24, 2007

Pinky Pankie 

Little white children

Muhammad was late to work because the Pinky Pankies where getting on the school bus.

Pinky Pankie by PD Land September 30, 2021

involuntary planking 

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

involuntary planking by Snackface October 21, 2011

Painkiller 

Long ago in the year 1990 A.D. 5 Priests told of a messiah who will be the savior all of mankind when the world is on the brink of armageddon. When the planet is devastated by the forces of evil he will answer the plea mankind showing himself through boiling clouds of thunder while blasting bolts of steel and he will have his vengeance on the wicked.

He is said to be half man and half machine and rides upon a metal monster who breathes smoke and fire.
Those who claimed to have saw him say he is "faster than a laser bullet, louder than an atom bomb, chromium plated boiling metal, and brighter than a thousand suns."

Before returning to the heavens he will free all who are imprisoned and enslaved and resurrect all who were killed.

He is the Painkiller,
This is the Painkiller,
Can't stop the Painkiller.

Painkiller by wildblues April 7, 2010

epicurean planking 

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.

Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.

epicurean planking by der Sonnenschein December 19, 2011