Skip to main content

pAlistined 

When someone tries to convince you they are a victim when they are the aggressor.
Bob punched and kicked Mike until Mike hit him back then bob called the cops on Mike for assaulting him.
Mike got pAlistined.
pAlistined by Lol1357 November 1, 2023
Words you can keep

Palistined 

A verb. Taking something that isn't yours and shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.
I palistined this nest.
Palistined by TheRealZStardust July 11, 2024

Palpatined 

To usurp all authority or power in a situation; to control through manipulation; to punish.

Derived from the Star Wars villian.
Chris: "Yo, your girl was totally out of control at the club last night"

Marty: "Yeah, I palpatined that as soon as we got back to my place. It won't happen again."

Chris: "Word."
Palpatined by CorporateBaller August 25, 2009

Palistinian 

Someone who does not know how to spell "Palestinian".
The person who created the previous entries under "Palistinian".
Palistinian by Brett Isham January 13, 2004
A country ruled by Arabs for over 1000 years. Der Judenstaat, a Austrian Zionist, began to advocate the creation of a Jewish state in either Argentina or Palestine. During the 1940's Zionist from Poland, Italy, Germany, and other European countries entered Palestine as a result of the holocaust. Before the holocaust Christians, Muslims, and Jews lived happily as neighbors but when the Zionists came into Palestine they then took the land and homes of the civilians and slaughtered many Christians and Muslims. Today they oppress non-Jews, and in the year 2004 the Israelis killed over 450 women and children. In the Six-day War the Israelis were losing to the Arab countries until America came in and threatend to bomb any country opposing Israel. Since 1949 American tax payers have given Israel over $83.205 billion. Mentioned in the Bible as Palestine, and not Israel. Even Pope John Paul II refused to recognize Palestine as Israel. Also more that 90% of Jordans population are originally Palestinain, which came to Jordan as a result of the attacks done by the Israelies which resulted in the loss of the Palestinan's land and homes. There are even many Pro-Palestinian protestors, who are Jewish, in Palestine, who are often arrested and beaten by Israeli officials.
All of this information is factual and could be checked up online.
I know many Palestinians whose lands were stolen by the Israelis.
Palestine by DIA61 July 30, 2005
1.Where Jesus is from and was born in
2.Some town in Texas
Jesus is Palestinian not is-not-reali
I have never been to Palestine in Texas but I think it is boring
Palestine by NotGoodBad August 11, 2021
Palestine is at the ancient crossroads of Asia, Europe, and Africa. She bends with the Fertile Crescent, the cradle of man’s civilization. She is at the heart of the Old World’s wonders and the New World’s original sin. God’s religions are Hers, as is God’s City. She is the ancestral homeland of the Palestinian people.

Palestine today is a symbol of the masses. She overcomes extermination and ethnic cleansing. She fights colonialism and its many flavors. Extremism of the faith and extremism of the flag. To erase Palestine is to erase the story of mankind.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
Palestine by ThePalestinian November 24, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next