pAlistined

When someone tries to convince you they are a victim when they are the aggressor.

Bob punched and kicked Mike until Mike hit him back then bob called the cops on Mike for assaulting him.
Mike got pAlistined.

by Lol1357 November 1, 2023

Palistined

A verb. Taking something that isn't yours and shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.

I palistined this nest.

by TheRealZStardust July 11, 2024

Palpatined

To usurp all authority or power in a situation; to control through manipulation; to punish.

Derived from the Star Wars villian.

Chris: "Yo, your girl was totally out of control at the club last night"

Marty: "Yeah, I palpatined that as soon as we got back to my place. It won't happen again."

Chris: "Word."

by CorporateBaller August 25, 2009

Palistinian

Someone who does not know how to spell "Palestinian".

The person who created the previous entries under "Palistinian".

by Brett Isham January 13, 2004

Palestine

A country ruled by Arabs for over 1000 years. Der Judenstaat, a Austrian Zionist, began to advocate the creation of a Jewish state in either Argentina or Palestine. During the 1940's Zionist from Poland, Italy, Germany, and other European countries entered Palestine as a result of the holocaust. Before the holocaust Christians, Muslims, and Jews lived happily as neighbors but when the Zionists came into Palestine they then took the land and homes of the civilians and slaughtered many Christians and Muslims. Today they oppress non-Jews, and in the year 2004 the Israelis killed over 450 women and children. In the Six-day War the Israelis were losing to the Arab countries until America came in and threatend to bomb any country opposing Israel. Since 1949 American tax payers have given Israel over $83.205 billion. Mentioned in the Bible as Palestine, and not Israel. Even Pope John Paul II refused to recognize Palestine as Israel. Also more that 90% of Jordans population are originally Palestinain, which came to Jordan as a result of the attacks done by the Israelies which resulted in the loss of the Palestinan's land and homes. There are even many Pro-Palestinian protestors, who are Jewish, in Palestine, who are often arrested and beaten by Israeli officials.
All of this information is factual and could be checked up online.

I know many Palestinians whose lands were stolen by the Israelis.

by DIA61 July 30, 2005

Palestine

1.Where Jesus is from and was born in
2.Some town in Texas

Jesus is Palestinian not is-not-reali
I have never been to Palestine in Texas but I think it is boring

by NotGoodBad August 11, 2021

Palestine

Palestine is at the ancient crossroads of Asia, Europe, and Africa. She bends with the Fertile Crescent, the cradle of man’s civilization. She is at the heart of the Old World’s wonders and the New World’s original sin. God’s religions are Hers, as is God’s City. She is the ancestral homeland of the Palestinian people.

Palestine today is a symbol of the masses. She overcomes extermination and ethnic cleansing. She fights colonialism and its many flavors. Extremism of the faith and extremism of the flag. To erase Palestine is to erase the story of mankind.

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

by ThePalestinian November 24, 2021