1. (n) the state of being "owned," i.e. having been completely put to shame or broken by someone or something.
2. (n) an object that is greatly superior to any other object of its type.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"