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pen0r
A slang term for the Penis
This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.
This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.
This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.
This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.
*** Typical Use of the Word ***
<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?
<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?
<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!
<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?
<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!
<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD
<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K
<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?
<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?
<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!
<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?
<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!
<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD
<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K
Related Words
Pen0r
Empsha: My pen0r sense is tingling. Somewhere in the wide world a fat girl just lost their virginity!
Pen0r by Empsha Duskryn October 15, 2008
pen0r cannon
Some manner of secret interwebz ballistic weapon in development. Possibly under the direction of Saddam Hussein. Pen0r cannons typically provide artillery support to to infantry and are commonly deployed by evil scientists with annoyingly nasally voices. Have also been deployed on campains to attack targets across the english channel as well as obtaining males heirs.
Also See Cockbuster
Also See Cockbuster
The infantry it breaking across the front lines! Bust out the pen0r cannons! *fwoomph* We'll get Emperor Carlos his error one way or another!
pen0r cannon by Sir Richard Richington, Head of Cambridge Pen0r wing July 16, 2008
pen0rphobia
pen0rphobia by ||SysTeM|| June 4, 2004
pwn0r
The infinitive Spanish word meaning "to pwn". To date, it is the only verb in the Spanish language ending in "0r."
The correct conjugations in the present tense are "yo pwno" (I pwn), "tu pwn0s" (you pwn), "el/ella/usted pwn0" (he/she/you-formal pwn), "nosotros/nosotras pwn0mos" (we pwn), vosotros "pwn0is" (you-plural-informal pwn; used only in Spain), and ellos/ellas/ustedes "pwn0n" (they/you-plural pwn).
A common usage of the word is an exclamation in the adjectival form "¡pwnado!", which translates in English to "pwned!" The most notable example of usage is in the title of the Gabriel Garcia Marquez short story "El coronel no tiene quien le pwn0" (No One pwns the Colonel), about an impoverished, retired colonel living in Columbia who has not been beaten at Halo 2 on Xbox Live in over 15 years.
The correct conjugations in the present tense are "yo pwno" (I pwn), "tu pwn0s" (you pwn), "el/ella/usted pwn0" (he/she/you-formal pwn), "nosotros/nosotras pwn0mos" (we pwn), vosotros "pwn0is" (you-plural-informal pwn; used only in Spain), and ellos/ellas/ustedes "pwn0n" (they/you-plural pwn).
A common usage of the word is an exclamation in the adjectival form "¡pwnado!", which translates in English to "pwned!" The most notable example of usage is in the title of the Gabriel Garcia Marquez short story "El coronel no tiene quien le pwn0" (No One pwns the Colonel), about an impoverished, retired colonel living in Columbia who has not been beaten at Halo 2 on Xbox Live in over 15 years.
pwn0r by ThatDamnNinja December 26, 2007
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