p2n0r

something the all mighty -Nail- of the newgrounds bbs uses to call his p3n0r

I'm going to slap you in the face with my p2n0r

by DiggityDizzle March 2, 2005

pen0r

A slang term for the Penis

This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.

This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.

*** Typical Use of the Word ***

<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?

<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?

<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!

<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?

<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!

<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD

<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K

by OddNumber September 7, 2004

p3n0r

A p3n0r is 1337-speak for penis.

Meh p3n0r pwns j00rs rofl.

by Snoogma February 17, 2005

Pen0r

A slang term for Penis that is often used on the internet in chatrooms and on games.

Empsha: My pen0r sense is tingling. Somewhere in the wide world a fat girl just lost their virginity!

by Empsha Duskryn October 15, 2008

pen0r cannon

Some manner of secret interwebz ballistic weapon in development. Possibly under the direction of Saddam Hussein. Pen0r cannons typically provide artillery support to to infantry and are commonly deployed by evil scientists with annoyingly nasally voices. Have also been deployed on campains to attack targets across the english channel as well as obtaining males heirs.

Also See Cockbuster

The infantry it breaking across the front lines! Bust out the pen0r cannons! *fwoomph* We'll get Emperor Carlos his error one way or another!

by Sir Richard Richington, Head of Cambridge Pen0r wing July 16, 2008

pen0rphobia

The fear of having a small dick, and or the fear of people around you having bigger dicks then you

"Hobbs John from #random was scared that his dick was smaller then most.

by ||SysTeM|| June 4, 2004

pwn0r

The infinitive Spanish word meaning "to pwn". To date, it is the only verb in the Spanish language ending in "0r."

The correct conjugations in the present tense are "yo pwno" (I pwn), "tu pwn0s" (you pwn), "el/ella/usted pwn0" (he/she/you-formal pwn), "nosotros/nosotras pwn0mos" (we pwn), vosotros "pwn0is" (you-plural-informal pwn; used only in Spain), and ellos/ellas/ustedes "pwn0n" (they/you-plural pwn).

A common usage of the word is an exclamation in the adjectival form "¡pwnado!", which translates in English to "pwned!" The most notable example of usage is in the title of the Gabriel Garcia Marquez short story "El coronel no tiene quien le pwn0" (No One pwns the Colonel), about an impoverished, retired colonel living in Columbia who has not been beaten at Halo 2 on Xbox Live in over 15 years.

¡Te pwn0! ¿Por qué no me puedes pwn0r? ¡Porque soy imposible pwn0r!

by ThatDamnNinja December 26, 2007