The infinitive Spanish word meaning "to pwn". To date, it is the only verb in the Spanish language ending in "0r."
The correct conjugations in the present tense are "yo pwno" (I pwn), "tu pwn0s" (you pwn), "el/ella/usted pwn0" (he/she/you-formal pwn), "nosotros/nosotras pwn0mos" (we pwn), vosotros "pwn0is" (you-plural-informal pwn; used only in Spain), and ellos/ellas/ustedes "pwn0n" (they/you-plural pwn).
A common usage of the word is an exclamation in the adjectival form "¡pwnado!", which translates in English to "pwned!" The most notable example of usage is in the title of the Gabriel Garcia Marquez short story "El coronel no tiene quien le pwn0" (No One pwns the Colonel), about an impoverished, retired colonel living in Columbia who has not been beaten at Halo 2 on Xbox Live in over 15 years.
The correct conjugations in the present tense are "yo pwno" (I pwn), "tu pwn0s" (you pwn), "el/ella/usted pwn0" (he/she/you-formal pwn), "nosotros/nosotras pwn0mos" (we pwn), vosotros "pwn0is" (you-plural-informal pwn; used only in Spain), and ellos/ellas/ustedes "pwn0n" (they/you-plural pwn).
A common usage of the word is an exclamation in the adjectival form "¡pwnado!", which translates in English to "pwned!" The most notable example of usage is in the title of the Gabriel Garcia Marquez short story "El coronel no tiene quien le pwn0" (No One pwns the Colonel), about an impoverished, retired colonel living in Columbia who has not been beaten at Halo 2 on Xbox Live in over 15 years.
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This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.
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This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.
This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.
*** Typical Use of the Word ***
<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?
<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?
<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!
<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?
<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!
<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD
<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K
<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?
<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?
<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!
<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?
<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!
<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD
<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K
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Empsha: My pen0r sense is tingling. Somewhere in the wide world a fat girl just lost their virginity!
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