by BB February 13, 2003
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Get the Living your own life mug.Person 1: What have you been up to? You haven't posted anything on Facebook or tweeted in days.
Person 2: I've been pretty busy onlife lately. Between work and the family, I haven't had time for much else.
Person 2: I've been pretty busy onlife lately. Between work and the family, I haven't had time for much else.
by riconator November 9, 2009
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by _Amaya_Sakaruta_ July 5, 2010
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Friend: Yea we have no life.
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Friend: Yea we have no life.
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by PsychicBear July 13, 2015
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"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."
Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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