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Short term for online life. One can only use this word correctly when one starts to feel an obligation to tweet and update Facebook in the same way that you might feel obligated to clean your room or call your freind back.
My onlife is so hard to handle sometimes...
onlife by _Amaya_Sakaruta_ July 5, 2010
When you practically live your entire life online. Combination of the word Online and Life
Me: Wow we have been in this skype call for 24 hours
Friend: Yea we have no life.
Me: Nah we have an onlife
Onlife by PsychicBear July 13, 2015
how was your onlife today?
onlife by LittleClue October 22, 2012

Sword Art Online 

oh fuck i can’t log out of sword art online

GTA Online 

GTA V but it's multiplayer and is filled with modders and people who kill everybody in sight with their Oppressor MK2 and takes forever to load.
Me: Ima play some GTA Online.
*20 minutes later*
Me: *snore* Ah what? Oh I'm finally in!
*Guy with Oppressor MKII kills me*
Me: Bullcrap!
*Respawns*
*Modder drops money on everybody*
Me: Uhhhh, I'm leaving.
*Presses Alt+F4*
GTA Online by BigBoi Gaming November 6, 2019

online school 

i have online school again ugh.
online school by jxcee June 9, 2020
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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