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ovener

A term used by people on the Isle of Wight to describe people from the British mainland.
"Fuck off you ovener! We want to keep our inbreeding pure here on the Isle of Wight. Get back to the mainland with your fancy electricity."
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jar opener

The man in a lesbian relationship.
A really butch dyke.

This derived from the idea of lesbians being able to reproduce amongst eachother, since men would become obsolete who would open jars? Well, the more manly women would.
Wonder who's the jar opener in that relationship.

That damn jar opener stole my gf, I don't think i could beat having a motorcyle AND a truck.
by Opeener April 23, 2007
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eye-opener

1. A real suprise

2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening

3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one
Listening to his lecture was an eye-opener.
by Light Joker October 2, 2005
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thigh opener

any type of alcohol that will turn an usually chaste woman into a raging nymphomaniac.
Everyone kept telling me forget Betty, she's gonna die a virgin, well after a couple shots of thigh opener........... need I say more.
by elpasospike November 14, 2009
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Cookie Run: OvenBreak

A mobile game that features a gingerbread named GingerBrave who comes to life and helps other cookies escape the witch's kitchen. The gameplay is similar to Subway Surfers, Mario Bros, and Candy Crush. All you have to do is run, pick up jellies for points, collect coins, and obtain more cookies.
"Hey, do you play Cookie Run: Ovenbreak?"
"Yea, how many cookies you've obtained?"
"82."
"Cool i have 75 cookies."
"lets play it sometime."
"Yea."
by ItzTheJoker701 September 10, 2020
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Season Opener

Noun. The first girl you fuck after a streak of not getting it in for a long time. Usually a fugly girl who you wouldn't normally fuck, but do so anyway out of the necessity to warm up and get back in the game.
Subey: "Moustapha, you should fuck Moby as a season opener because you haven't been able to get it in since the accident and you need some practice, yeah?"
Moustapha: "Oh Hell yea. Usually I'm repulsed by her because she's a big girl, but I have the biggest boner now just thinking about her. I'll seduce her with my new Ralph Lauren scarf."
by Krazy K 69 February 11, 2014
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Leg opener

A dude that’s so hot that you’d bang him in a second.
by Misslinds April 6, 2021
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