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ass out of the water

I lie all the time just to get MY ASS OUT OF THE WATER.

took the corn out of the water to soon

A saying that means you screwed up.
Jared you took the corn out of the water to soon when you broke my tv.

big fish out of the water

A massive, shocking surprise or piece of news that completely disrupts everything.
When he told me that shocking news, it was a total big fish out of the water

pour water out of the ears 

To let out a lot of empty irrelevant talk
The gas bag did nothing but pour water out of the ears throughout the interview.

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026