Out of the car

Means you are no longer part of a group and are no longer welcome around them.

Nah, Jack ain't allowed around here anymore. He's out of the car.

Out of the car by Jameson2367 May 15, 2020

tearing the carpet out of the closet 

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.

I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.

tearing the carpet out of the closet by Carpe_Panton March 18, 2017

Getting Gum Out of the Carpet 

The act of masturbating, especially by a woman.

Bro, I totally walked in on my step-sister Getting Gum Out of the Carpet. Not my proudest fap.

Getting Gum Out of the Carpet by Meowlentine August 6, 2020

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds 

Someone who attempts by deception usually some legal argument to dishonestly take funds from a city

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024