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out john 

When you get in the port-a-potty at the end of a long hot steamy summer day and she still gives you a blumpkin.
Man I heard she was a freak but didn't believe it till she gave me an out John at the festival.
out john by Sandy, AE, Sphinkter September 17, 2017
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John Out 

When a person taking about eating massive amounts of food at all you can eat, for hours on end. But then stops before finishing their first plate when the time comes.
"You better not John out again at the buffet tonight, that's just tossing your money away"
John Out by Kiwiikins August 30, 2016

john it out 

a phrase derived from the occasion when one man, who many now know, flopped out his cock to kids at his fat sons sleepover. It is now used when anything is got out,collected,passed and most definitely, flopped.
'OI, Dave, I hear you have a saggy minge, john it out !'
john it out by st martins July 1, 2009

Slime Out Johnny Day 

National day to slime out Johnny. Swiss cheese his ahh
Today is national slime out Johnny day
Slime Out Johnny Day by Johnnykilla September 6, 2025

Johnny Cash out

The common occurrence wherein one party of a long term marriage dies and the surviving party dies shortly thereafter.

This term comes from the famous example of Johnny Cash dying a mere four months after the death of his wife of thirty five years, June Carter Cash.
When my Grandma died last spring we were all worried that Grandpa would Johnny Cash Out before too long.
Johnny Cash out by Tet offensive March 13, 2009

Willy out, Johnson!

A game in which at least 2 men or a maximum of 15 can play

The rules of the game being that when anyone shouts “Willy out, Johnson!” the players have to pull their genitalia out as fast as possible and the last to pull it out has to get punched in the :nuts, plums, balls, ect.

The name Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago that had his trousers and pants pulled down by a student this has been an urban myth since the beginning of time in Lincolnshire. it was said that this act was done because the teacher was so annoy.

Beware, if played more than 5 times a day, willy out johnson may come back to the place where the fifth game was played and will will out johnson your bum
‘Willy out, Johnson!’ refers a male genetalia being pulled into view of everyone else playing the game usually out of some sort of underwear, trousers shorts or any other item of clothing

And Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago in Lincolnshire that had his trousers and pants pulled down

johnson out 

When a male golfer who is teeing off does not hit his golf ball past the ladies tees.
On you're next shot you have to johnson out because you did not hit it past the ladies tees.
johnson out by Yoyooyoto February 26, 2019
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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