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Ivory Trading Outpost in Kenya

Where you tell people you work when they piss you off.
Office_wanker: So where are you going to work in africa.


K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.
I don't have the oumphs to get out of bed right now.
Oumphs by A. Diallo February 27, 2021

opinion outpost 

Opinion Outpost is a web site where you fill out some surveys to earn money.There's been a lot of news about Opinion Outpost being scammers but there's no %100 right information about it.
Guy A:Dude,I won 100$ on Opinion Outpost !
Guy B:You might be scammed mate,careful.
The tenth circle of hell. So horrendious it was left out of Dante's Inferno.
The Outpost is home to the mose heinous creatures imaginable.
Only the most sinful of people are sent to the Outpost where they remain for all eternity.
They edure pain equal to being burned alive in a pit of lava with needles stuck into every nerve.
Oh my god please don't send be to the Outpost I will do anything!
outpost by Bill Moyers July 31, 2005

Ompossible 

To stress how unlikely it is for something to occur
Steve: I need some booty tonight man
Jason: Man, you're so ugly that is going to be ompossible
Ompossible by Koebi October 19, 2008

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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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