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An erect penis not getting any action; synonym: blue balls
Kim: Are you okay? Why are you standing there like that?

Ewing: I just have this big Ouchy right now, and now one is going to help me fix it.
Ouchy by Anonymus Buttones April 25, 2009

ouchy the clown 

1. an evil clown who has his own website
2. dominatrix clown
3. prolific in humiliation
4. well versed in straight razor shaving - male and female
5. DJ
6. legitimate meeting mediator
I can't believe that ouchytheclown.com is a real dude on a real website. That is some sick shit.

ouchy-wahwah 

an australian expression only uttered when a sharp pain is felt. Sometimes associated with a penis in the ass
ouchy-wahwah by will hardon March 8, 2004

Fauci ouchy 

Im getting my fauci ouchy soon
Fauci ouchy by Mondobutter January 25, 2021

slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy 

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down
guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays

Ouchie Ouch 

An expression used whenever one is hit very hard by darkness, or something similar.
Creepy middle aged man: Use the darkness.

Young teenage boy: No.

Creepy Old man hits boy with Mega darkness ball of darkness.

Young teenage boy: Ouchie Ouch.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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