ottawan 

1.Poor you.

2.Resident of a Canada's capital, is used to Americans saying "where's that?" when he mentions he's from Ottawa.

That Ottawan wished he lived in Montreal.

ottawan by YayForSuicide September 7, 2006

Ottawa Spaghetti 

n. An act in which two or more penises are brought in direct contact with each other and masturbated by a third party using a wringing motion with both hands.

I'm positive there was some Ottawa Spaghetti made last night, those three guys disappeared for an awfully long time.

Ottawa Spaghetti by Dr. BZ T. Brain November 4, 2013

Ottawa test 

Whether or not plant-based meat tastes like real meat

This burger passed the Ottawa test with flying colours

Ottawa test by dpgg22 February 14, 2022

Ottawa, Illinois

Also Known as Thottawa, It is One of the worst cities in the Illinois Valley that is filled with Yee Yee’s and Fake Gang members as well as the best prostitutes you can find. Most famously known by being consistently bashed by TREYXIII. People typically who show support to this city are usually in love with crack and have an IQ below 80.

Holy moly she’s got a 42 Body Count? She must be from Ottawa, Illinois.

Ottawa, Illinois by TREYXIII May 23, 2019

OttawaGh0st 

A hysterical YouTube sensation, known for dubbing over videos containing people involved with the NHL, especially Dany Heatley, Pierre McGuire and Jason Spezza. The videos are filled with unnecessary strong language, which adds to the comedic effect. The voices and personalities of the people being dubbed over is very accurately represented, making OttawaGh0st simply hilarious.

OttawaGh0st dubbing over Dany Heatley: I'm a fucking all-star, no big deal.
OttawaGh0st dubbing over Pierre McGuire: I have all the stats.
OttawaGh0st dubbing over Jason Spezza: Yea I'm just stroking my shaft before the game.

OttawaGh0st by snipeshow_mcgee April 24, 2010

ottawa thumb wrestling

A term coined by Redittor /u/_vargas_ in an askreddit thread about awkward sexual experiences. To be blunt, it's ass play involving one or more thumbs.

Joe and I had a round of Ottawa thumb wrestling last night

ottawa thumb wrestling by that dude from reddit November 3, 2013

Ottawa 

The capital of Canada. Home of the federal government and a great place if you want a job that doesnt require you to do any work. Sadly lacking in variety in entertainment, although it is home to a quality NHL team, the Ottawa Senators, as well as the Ottawa 67's OHL team. Ottawa is also home to the Tulip Festival and Winterlude, where you can pick up a Beavertail, the best food in the world. The city has a population of 774,072, fourth largest in Canada, but does not suffer from pollution to the same extent other major cities do.

Sundin: I wish played for the Senators so I could live in Ottawa and eat Beavertails.

Ottawa by ~MilkMan April 11, 2006