Ottawack 

Ottawack is the Capital City of Canada, located in the South Western region of the Province of Ontario.

Ottawack is formally refered to as "Ottawa".
However due to the high concentration of cubicleonians,suburbanites and Ottawa's World Class Wackness of a city, Garmamie has formally and appropirately renamed Ottawa as "OTTAWACK".

A tiny village within a valley of fortified Suburbian Colonies.

This village is so lame, everyone is either a suit wearing cubicleonian or a sub-urban doomdays dwelling suburbanite...we must be in the Valley of Wackness. Yes indeed we must be residing in OTTAWACK Ontario Canada!

Ottawack by Garmamie April 6, 2006

Ottawackians 

A resident of Ottawack,Ontario Canada.
Formally known as the city of Ottawa, the National Capital Region of Canada. Filled with cubicleonians and suburbanites...where boredom,apathy and mind-bending mundaness thrives abundantly. The Valley of Darkness, the National Corruption Region!

"That linear thinking zombie is quite a boring character" said Kalvin. "Oh dont mind him, he's an Ottawackians" responds Siaki.

Ottawackians by Garmamie April 3, 2006

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008