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Ottawack is the Capital City of Canada, located in the South Western region of the Province of Ontario.

Ottawack is formally refered to as "Ottawa".
However due to the high concentration of cubicleonians,suburbanites and Ottawa's World Class Wackness of a city, Garmamie has formally and appropirately renamed Ottawa as "OTTAWACK".

A tiny village within a valley of fortified Suburbian Colonies.
This village is so lame, everyone is either a suit wearing cubicleonian or a sub-urban doomdays dwelling suburbanite...we must be in the Valley of Wackness. Yes indeed we must be residing in OTTAWACK Ontario Canada!
by Garmamie April 06, 2006
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