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Osken is that guy that is funny as hell. He is a good friend and a loyal one. If you have an Osken in your life then you should be proud. A Osken dose usually not like to be called Oskar because they often have a friend named Oskar or somerhing similar so dont mix them.
Is that Oskar? No thats Osken there is a big difference.
osken by Bossbaby3269 November 23, 2021
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Osentinistic 

Someone who is scared of a child’s hand going up they’re butt
He is so osentinistic
Related Words
osken ostentatious osen oken osker Okeno oseni oaken oakenfold Okenna

thorin oakenshield 

The majestic leader of the dwarfs in the book the Hobbit by J.R.R Tolkien. He is the king under the mountain. Thorin is known as a strong leader but fearful of his future as a king.
"If this is to end in fire, we shall all burn together"

-Thorin Oakenshield
thorin oakenshield by Ellis Erandor February 4, 2014
OSMEN (the soul of Osman I), the creature that rapes men and later eats them along with their soul, taking over their body. OSMEN hunts at night and takes ACT practice tests during the day. OSMEN undergoes a full transformation when under the influence of three intoxicants: weed, alcohol, and nicotine. Even when under the influence of one he will be noticeably more gay.
“Oh shit, oh fuck, cover your ass and run OSMEN is coumming (a combination of cum and come)”
OSMEN by MOUNKIE July 3, 2020

ostentatious ostriches 

group of people who love materialistic things
Oh those ostentatious ostriches only want more rings and diamonds but never want love.
ostentatious ostriches by slimjim256 September 25, 2012

Osknowsis  

knowledge acquired subconsciously; the transfer of information from a high concentration (what you know about) to a low concentration (what you don't know), leading to a sudden solution; knowing something without knowing how you know it
e.g.1: On hiring a car and getting horribly lost, it suddenly occurred to the captain of the ship: why can't I have satellite navigation in my car? He had just invented it by Osknowsis.

e.g.2: "Dude, how do you know all the lyrics to Piano Man?"
Osknowsis - I don't remember learning them!
Osknowsis by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

Semen Ospenis

Any gymgoer who is buff asf and takes roids
Semen Ospenis is big asf
Semen Ospenis by Bicep Bros co. September 6, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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