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Oseto
(noun) Ninja. GI, battler, champion, combatant, conscript, enlisted person, fighter, fighting person, hero, serviceperson, soldier, trooper, assassin, mercenary, protagonist. Green baret. Swift and cunning. Fast as lightning.
Person 1: "I think that was the wind."
Person 2: "No, that was Oseto."
Person 1: "I swear I just saw something."
Person 2: "You've been Osetoed."
Person 1: "Where did Oseto go?"
Person 2: "Oseto is a ninja. He goes to subway and finishes a subway seafood sub in 5.2 seconds."
Person 1: Beware of the Oseto scorpion. It penetrates through glass.
Person 2: "No, that was Oseto."
Person 1: "I swear I just saw something."
Person 2: "You've been Osetoed."
Person 1: "Where did Oseto go?"
Person 2: "Oseto is a ninja. He goes to subway and finishes a subway seafood sub in 5.2 seconds."
Person 1: Beware of the Oseto scorpion. It penetrates through glass.
Oseto by South American Chilopoda February 4, 2010
Osetale
Osetale is a guy who is very funny and isn’t afraid of fear or danger.They would be ur ride or die. But, They will gain your trust easily. But best believe they will be their own self no matter who tf is watching! Osetales can be secretive but very much loveable even if u “expose” them ur secret will remain private
Osetale by BrownnSkinGal October 29, 2019
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osetinsky
The mr osetinsky is the big gay. dirty minded, plays gta 5, and likes seige. Is so bad at other games and likes to afk grind farm gta 5.
osetinsky by Theunliked of myself October 5, 2020
Steph Osetek
Steph Osetek by S10sAreSlow February 4, 2010
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