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(noun) Ninja. GI, battler, champion, combatant, conscript, enlisted person, fighter, fighting person, hero, serviceperson, soldier, trooper, assassin, mercenary, protagonist. Green baret. Swift and cunning. Fast as lightning.
Person 1: "I think that was the wind."

Person 2: "No, that was Oseto."

Person 1: "I swear I just saw something."
Person 2: "You've been Osetoed."

Person 1: "Where did Oseto go?"
Person 2: "Oseto is a ninja. He goes to subway and finishes a subway seafood sub in 5.2 seconds."

Person 1: Beware of the Oseto scorpion. It penetrates through glass.
Oseto by South American Chilopoda February 4, 2010
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Osteopathy

the only practice in the health industry that actually wants to and does make you better
Michael studied osteopathy cause he gives a shit
Osteopathy by suetrolldogg69 January 14, 2017
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onetopicatatime 

Onetopicatatime is the accepting father figure of YouTube and other social medias. He is a hard worker and cares for everyone. He has been known to be wholesome, loving, and is the Keanu Reeves of YouTube.
"You are so onetopicatatime!"

"Awe, I don't deserve that title."

"You are amazing, you so do!"
onetopicatatime by RubyBlue2005 June 27, 2019

OneTopicAtATime 

OneTopicAtATime is an extremely wholesome YouTuber who covers different subreddits such as: r/suddenlygay, r/Traa, r/wholesomememes, r/LGBT and others...

He does collaborations with other YouTubers such as TheClick, OZmedia, JaminDoger and his YouTube group, SadMilk

OneTopicAtATime helped me through tough times with his over-positivity...
Me: Have you subscribed to our lord and wholesome saviour, OneTopicAtATime?
Friend: Who?
Me: We can no longer be friends...
OneTopicAtATime by AlexTheTransBoi August 24, 2020
the brightest sunshine ever. jung hoseok
person: hey whos your bias?
beautiful army: oh its oseo
oseo by jungkookspetdragon April 30, 2021

osteoporosis 

A bone disease which makes bones brittle. Mostly said because iDubbbz said it once and it sounded amusing, hence it became a meme.
"I have osteoporosis!"
osteoporosis by Shark Lover October 10, 2017
Name given to a man of great strength and character. A man who is quiet in nature, sensitive and generous with his time and heart to the woman in his life. An ultimate lover in the bedroom.
Ostoja, you have amazing body that makes me weak at the knees....
ostoja by LJxOD March 14, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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