ortie

ortie short for artificial something unreal

yo that boi's a square he's an ortie nigga

by killa zanie July 16, 2005

ballet orgies

A large collection of ballerinas and ballerhinos doing sexy stuff together

We have ballet orgies after class every Monday and Friday.

by Gay ballerhino April 5, 2019

cross-orientation

Having sexual attraction to one gender, but romantic attraction to the other.

Cross-orientation is a complicated topic.

by Mason_Is_The_Joker April 23, 2018

Orientated AroAce

An Oriented AroAce is an AroAce person who identifies with another orientation label in a nonromantic, nonsexual way. For example, Oriented AroAce’s may identify as a Pan AroAce, Bi AroAce, Lesbian AroAce, or Gay AroAce, etc. Other attractions that an Orientated AroAce May feel could be: Alterous Attraction, Aesthetic Attraction, Emotional Attraction, Platonic Attraction, QueerPlatonic Attraction, Sensual Attraction (eg hugs from ppl are nice), etc.

Koko: “Hey, btw I’m Orientated AroAce. That means I still don’t feel romantic and sexual attraction, but I feel other attractions. I feel Aesthetic, Alterous, Platonic, and Qplatonic”.

Kai: “Ah cool, I’ve never heard the term until now. Which way do you swing on the non-romo non-sexual attrac scale?”

Koko: “Oh, I’m Pan AroAce”

Kai: “I’ll always support you”.

by Koko_themouse April 8, 2020

Going Oriental

"Eating the cat", performing felatio on your female partner. Derived from the common eastern practice of eating feline specimens.

Though Jason Mao was slightly overweight and poorly endowed, he was well reputed in the female community for consistently and effectively going oriental whenever necessary.

by Dilax September 12, 2014

Oriented aroace

A person who feels neither sexual nor romantic attraction to anybody - and is therefore aromantic asexual, or 'aroace' - but experiences an attraction which is strong enough to be recognized as an orientation.
There could be, for example, straight, bi, or gay aroaces.

A: "I... think I like you."
B: "Huh? I thought you were aromantic asexual?"
A:"Sure! But that doesn't mean I'm not attracted to people in any way... I'm an oriented aroace, and I think I have a squish (aromantic asexual crush) on you."

by Fried Jam May 15, 2019

Inverse Optie

a y=2x+1 bootie! It goes towards the center of her body. It is either so flat that it makes her neck, back, and knees connect or it is never seen by the eye when she has leggins on.

Her ass is so flat is isnt even visible. INVERSE OPTIE DOE.....

by mdharia15 October 8, 2014