Definitions by Dilax

'hol ass

Rapidly consume large quantities of alcohol in a short amount of time in an effort to reach the same level of intoxication of those around you. Derived from the expression "haul ass".

Jimbo and Chaz had to 'hol ass after arriving late to the party. Jimbo chased his vodka shots by shotgunning brews and Chaz was desperate enough to buttchug .

'hol ass by Dilax December 9, 2015

PESD 

Post Examination Stress Disorder. Often accompanied by a sentiment of worthlessness, self-doubt, boredom, caffeine addiction, and overall sense of not knowing what to do with oneself. Cures for PESD include but are not limited to excessive sleep, masturbation, consumption of Chipotle, alcohol, and vacation.

After consistently getting 3 hours of sleep for a week and getting slammed by his BC Calculus, AP Physics, and AP World History examinations, John had a severe case of PESD. It took him about two weeks to recover, and the moment he was feeling like himself again he was back in school.

PESD by Dilax December 25, 2014

Going Oriental 

"Eating the cat", performing felatio on your female partner. Derived from the common eastern practice of eating feline specimens.

Though Jason Mao was slightly overweight and poorly endowed, he was well reputed in the female community for consistently and effectively going oriental whenever necessary.

Going Oriental by Dilax September 12, 2014