Orochimaru
Orochimaru by BeeferBoy2 April 20, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Orochimaru
Orochimaru by Kawaii Chan 28 October 18, 2019
Orochimaru Complex
A person who will deliberately disrupts other people's lives just to watch them panic and freak out in reaction to whatever the original person did. Coined from Orochimaru in Naruto, who "Likes to watch things move."
"Jackie was bored, so she slapped the most popular girl in the school and walked away."
"wow, she has such an Orochimaru complex."
"wow, she has such an Orochimaru complex."
Orochimaru Complex by oh whthll February 24, 2009
Orochimaru
Orochimaru one of the Legendary Sennins of the Leaf Village, until his thirst for the knowledge of Forbidden Techniques exiled him from the village. Since then, he has moved on from body to body in a technique that transfers his soul into another one in a bid for immortality. His next victim, or prodigy, as he states, is Uchiha Sasuke.
After his initial meeting with Sasuke in the Death Forest, Orochimaru gives him a curse seal as tantalizing bait; using Sasuke's ambition against himself, so that Sasuke would one day follow him and Orochimaru would claim his greatest power. The Sharingan.
He also was once part of the Akatsuki, the same organization that Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigaki Kisame are currently in, but left because he feared Itachi to a great magnitude.
Orochimaru has terrifying offensive techniques, and the exact opposite of Jiraiya. His ability to make Kakashi freeze dead in his tracks by just showing off his killing intent should be indicator of how strong he is.
After his initial meeting with Sasuke in the Death Forest, Orochimaru gives him a curse seal as tantalizing bait; using Sasuke's ambition against himself, so that Sasuke would one day follow him and Orochimaru would claim his greatest power. The Sharingan.
He also was once part of the Akatsuki, the same organization that Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigaki Kisame are currently in, but left because he feared Itachi to a great magnitude.
Orochimaru has terrifying offensive techniques, and the exact opposite of Jiraiya. His ability to make Kakashi freeze dead in his tracks by just showing off his killing intent should be indicator of how strong he is.
Orochimaru by Freud December 8, 2004
Orochimaru
Orochimaru broke up with Hokage-sama because he was one day too old for his father to get embarrassed. He tried to put him up for adoption, but, again, too old. That's why he has become evil.
Pisces: Misako left Tomoe after she saw how lonely the younger woman was.
Orochimaru: If he didn't, she'd have died of loneliness.
Pisces: So it was all for the greater good.
Chiron: Piss on you.
Orochimaru: That's what I said to Naruto, actually.
Pisces: He had every right to be upset.
Orochimaru: Don't worry, I'm here now.
Chiron: Who are you?
Orochimaru: My name is Orochimaru, and I think that Naruto is the very best thing that has ever happened to me.
Chiron: Then don't keep him for yourself.
Orochimaru: *cough*
Chiron: Hell, if you're so smart, why aren't you in charge?
Orochimaru: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Chiron: Are you offering us a deal?
Orochimaru: Maybe. I'm a master in the Art of War.
Chiron: Use it against me! I'll tell you everything!
Orochimaru: *snore*
Chiron: OHHH SHIIIT
Chiron: I was so close. I will destroy you!
Orochimaru: S-s-sure
Chiron: YEAH YOU'LL S-S-SEE
Aries: It was Ariana who felt special and was told how beautiful she was.
Pisces: She wasn't allowed to date boys because of how brilliant she was.
Chiron: HOW CAN YOU NOT CRY?
Aries: *sniffle*
Pisces: I'd have dibs on her if you have to choose between me and Naruto.
Orochimaru: Look, I really do appreciate you helping me, but, uh, I don't think we're a good match.
Orochimaru: If he didn't, she'd have died of loneliness.
Pisces: So it was all for the greater good.
Chiron: Piss on you.
Orochimaru: That's what I said to Naruto, actually.
Pisces: He had every right to be upset.
Orochimaru: Don't worry, I'm here now.
Chiron: Who are you?
Orochimaru: My name is Orochimaru, and I think that Naruto is the very best thing that has ever happened to me.
Chiron: Then don't keep him for yourself.
Orochimaru: *cough*
Chiron: Hell, if you're so smart, why aren't you in charge?
Orochimaru: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Chiron: Are you offering us a deal?
Orochimaru: Maybe. I'm a master in the Art of War.
Chiron: Use it against me! I'll tell you everything!
Orochimaru: *snore*
Chiron: OHHH SHIIIT
Chiron: I was so close. I will destroy you!
Orochimaru: S-s-sure
Chiron: YEAH YOU'LL S-S-SEE
Aries: It was Ariana who felt special and was told how beautiful she was.
Pisces: She wasn't allowed to date boys because of how brilliant she was.
Chiron: HOW CAN YOU NOT CRY?
Aries: *sniffle*
Pisces: I'd have dibs on her if you have to choose between me and Naruto.
Orochimaru: Look, I really do appreciate you helping me, but, uh, I don't think we're a good match.
Orochimaru by Drapen June 29, 2022
orochimaru
1. that bitch that used sasuke like rainbow dash in a jar like hello
he always gets head bc sasuke whines about being weaker than naruto and thinks that the only way he can find more is getting dick
2. the snake dude that’s built like a guy and a girl at the same time he looks like kaoru seta from bandori
3. sasuke’s master for some reason because ever since he got that mark on his neck he been horny for him all day that’s why he moaned when he get pain from it
he always gets head bc sasuke whines about being weaker than naruto and thinks that the only way he can find more is getting dick
2. the snake dude that’s built like a guy and a girl at the same time he looks like kaoru seta from bandori
3. sasuke’s master for some reason because ever since he got that mark on his neck he been horny for him all day that’s why he moaned when he get pain from it
1. person a: damn orochimaru is built weird.. why is he built like that
2. Person b: is orochimaru a guy or a girl??
3. sasuke: *SCREAMING IN PAIN* (then the next day at the preliminaries) *moaning*
2. Person b: is orochimaru a guy or a girl??
3. sasuke: *SCREAMING IN PAIN* (then the next day at the preliminaries) *moaning*
orochimaru by sazuke August 23, 2022
Mitsuki x Orochimaru
Mitsuki x Orochimaru by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs August 3, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
Smut Fanfiction
Smut Fanfiction
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026