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Orochimaru

The forbidden love child between Michel Jackson and a snake
Orochimaru’s dad is Michel Jackson and his mom is some under aged snake
Orochimaru by BeeferBoy2 April 20, 2021
Words you can keep

Orochimaru

A snake as character from Naruto that is just as bad as his emo duckass.
Orochimaru is a snake that stole the emo duckass from naruto.
Orochimaru by Kawaii Chan 28 October 18, 2019

Orochimaru Complex 

A person who will deliberately disrupts other people's lives just to watch them panic and freak out in reaction to whatever the original person did. Coined from Orochimaru in Naruto, who "Likes to watch things move."
"Jackie was bored, so she slapped the most popular girl in the school and walked away."

"wow, she has such an Orochimaru complex."
Orochimaru Complex by oh whthll February 24, 2009

Orochimaru

Orochimaru one of the Legendary Sennins of the Leaf Village, until his thirst for the knowledge of Forbidden Techniques exiled him from the village. Since then, he has moved on from body to body in a technique that transfers his soul into another one in a bid for immortality. His next victim, or prodigy, as he states, is Uchiha Sasuke.
After his initial meeting with Sasuke in the Death Forest, Orochimaru gives him a curse seal as tantalizing bait; using Sasuke's ambition against himself, so that Sasuke would one day follow him and Orochimaru would claim his greatest power. The Sharingan.
He also was once part of the Akatsuki, the same organization that Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigaki Kisame are currently in, but left because he feared Itachi to a great magnitude.
Orochimaru has terrifying offensive techniques, and the exact opposite of Jiraiya. His ability to make Kakashi freeze dead in his tracks by just showing off his killing intent should be indicator of how strong he is.
Don't let him bite you.
Orochimaru by Freud December 8, 2004

Orochimaru

Orochimaru broke up with Hokage-sama because he was one day too old for his father to get embarrassed. He tried to put him up for adoption, but, again, too old. That's why he has become evil.
Pisces: Misako left Tomoe after she saw how lonely the younger woman was.

Orochimaru: If he didn't, she'd have died of loneliness.

Pisces: So it was all for the greater good.

Chiron: Piss on you.

Orochimaru: That's what I said to Naruto, actually.

Pisces: He had every right to be upset.

Orochimaru: Don't worry, I'm here now.

Chiron: Who are you?

Orochimaru: My name is Orochimaru, and I think that Naruto is the very best thing that has ever happened to me.

Chiron: Then don't keep him for yourself.

Orochimaru: *cough*

Chiron: Hell, if you're so smart, why aren't you in charge?

Orochimaru: I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Chiron: Are you offering us a deal?

Orochimaru: Maybe. I'm a master in the Art of War.

Chiron: Use it against me! I'll tell you everything!

Orochimaru: *snore*

Chiron: OHHH SHIIIT

Chiron: I was so close. I will destroy you!

Orochimaru: S-s-sure

Chiron: YEAH YOU'LL S-S-SEE

Aries: It was Ariana who felt special and was told how beautiful she was.

Pisces: She wasn't allowed to date boys because of how brilliant she was.

Chiron: HOW CAN YOU NOT CRY?

Aries: *sniffle*

Pisces: I'd have dibs on her if you have to choose between me and Naruto.

Orochimaru: Look, I really do appreciate you helping me, but, uh, I don't think we're a good match.
Orochimaru by Drapen June 29, 2022

orochimaru

1. that bitch that used sasuke like rainbow dash in a jar like hello
he always gets head bc sasuke whines about being weaker than naruto and thinks that the only way he can find more is getting dick
2. the snake dude that’s built like a guy and a girl at the same time he looks like kaoru seta from bandori
3. sasuke’s master for some reason because ever since he got that mark on his neck he been horny for him all day that’s why he moaned when he get pain from it
1. person a: damn orochimaru is built weird.. why is he built like that
2. Person b: is orochimaru a guy or a girl??
3. sasuke: *SCREAMING IN PAIN* (then the next day at the preliminaries) *moaning*
orochimaru by sazuke August 23, 2022

Mitsuki x Orochimaru

The best gay and totally not alabama ship in Boruto
Guy 1 " yo have you heard of the ship Mitsuki x Orochimaru"
Guy 2 " Yeah, it's Gay AF"
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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